Darth Avlectus

In case you ever wondered where I came up with those awesome lines.

--Because that's just how america is.

?????????What is that? Never heard of it...

--Pretty boy.

(C'mon, ain't U got a comeback? No girl gonna respect a guy who doesn't have confidence!!!)

......About 10 seconds after making an arse out of someone for the misspelling.

I hope that finger isn't your middle finger.

'Ey...uh...look as far as stuff goes, I think we be cool if we just stick to games and away from politics. Maybe other things. Anyhoo, I see you are more on the JK outcast part more...and since things are taking a bit of a nose dive in the kotor area I figure it is time to branch out.

How you been? You had a good X-mas? A happy new year?

'Sup. How's things fer you? It's slowing down fer me. While I enjoy the spare time...Looks like I'm possibly going to be working Grocery Outlet. (Unless construciton and remodeling comes up with a new prospect.)

Are you just as busy as ever, milady?

I wonder...what will thy next sexy av be, of darth 333? A ninja succubus? Maybe Jarael's Nemesis in the KOTOR comics going on right now?

"Ask Bimmerman if he'd rather have an American BMW or an European BMW."

Oh man, not *that* again. No, I don't have a problem with him or cars...but you do realize what a can of worms you may be opening...right?

"Good luck shutting down the |337 h4xx0r5"

*Dr Hax eyes you closely*

"I TSA getting out of hand?"

Hm. What is wrong with this (paraphrased) quotation?

"I'm still waiting for the whole social/mobile bubble to burst."

When do you predict that will come to a head? I'm going to say 5-12 years as trends typically go.

"IT SHOWS HIS FOREIGN POLICY"

*That* was epic, yo.

"Kettle Head" is what Red Foreman calls Kelso on "That 70's show"...

Now that I think of it I might just keep this personality around a while. I like it.

(You cannot be epic if you are fail!)

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Anyway, so far as other martial arts, Kenpo has served me well; I can disarm others, I can stop encounters from escalating, and most useful I learned some tactics to avoid injuries from falls. My instructor was the first woman in the lineage to become a black belt champion. Mitoshi's lineage. This was a turning point for me with martialist/martial arts philosophy. Before, I'd been a scrapper and a brawler.

Since I have a friend who was a kenpo 'master' (I think he has slipped a bit, personally) we occasionally strategize and spar. He's beaten me more often, but on the ground I managed to get the better of him once and he could not get out of it. He either keeps it a striking match, or uses his natural attributes if it gets upclose--he hasn't made the same mistake since. I'm used to fighting larger opponents. So someone like yoda would probably kill me....continues

[EW]Until, of course, all the activity moved over to the Senate Chambers, rendering this forum dead for a time until D_Y came, saw, and got banned too[/EW]

Savor it while it lasts.

[PX]There's a little something called AdBlock Plus.

I suggest that you use it.[/PX]

Win as usual, my friend.

[Totenkopf] disrespects others' points of view[/Totenkopf]

Am I really getting that obnoxious?

*cement truck full of monkey crap and fish heads pulls up to your basement and empties content on you while you're planning strategy. Last image you see is a note saying "Compliments of Red, you dumbass."*

---Red Foreman, the evil one

P.S. thought you were slick with poke 'n' run eh?

--Temari

*cuckles*

...Hey Eric! I need you to clean out the car.

*Folds arms and gives that half smart-ass smile*

"And just why would you say that, kettle head?"

*gets up, glares, pursues*

<BOOT!>

Brushes hands off.

"Dumbass"

*limps up to your front door and knocks*

*You open door*

"Do you have any cure for *this*?"

*lifts right leg to reveal foot stuck in arse of a dead bludgeoned corpse of Rahm Emanuel*