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  1. Man I can't wait to see this movie, every time I see the ads on tv I never skip them It will also be the first time my cousins see a SW movie in a theater since they were still tiny when EP 3 came out, we can't wait Also, there better be some cool pew-pew moments with the ground troops
  2. Wow, this place has changed a lot in the 5+ years I been out Glad to see some familiar names and that there is still some pulse left on these forums Jesus its been such a long time
  3. M.A.L.L. ftw! This message is supported by the Intergalactic House Of Pancakes
  4. I have searched hard, but alas I cannot find one... only pictures of Darth Maul???
  5. ^ Sith Supremacy?? But what can a bunch of Sith do for meh?
  6. Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies by Holy Atheists flinging hand grenades as well [/b]as chihuahuas[/b]
  7. I like the new hooded robe and the General's costume , the assassin one was kinda lame...
  8. I doubt it will have anything to do with his coaching and more on the pride the Argentinian players have for their team (they REALLY HATE TO LOSE) but I guess Maradona will help in some way..
  9. Kind of morbid thread.. Getting every single bone broken every hour, slow and painful but I guess I'll pass out from all that pain
  10. I expected Fable 2 to be so much more, but to me it feels like a buffed up version of the original with the exception that now you have a dog that doesn't poop. (thank goodness) But it has its few good points: -More choices -better visuals -Guns own And I think thats about it
  11. While sleeping, a peaceful death
  12. Hey Happy B-Day!! May your wishes come true! (specially the pervy ones)
  13. Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a Parmesan cheese grenade at the jedi. Tomato Devil ate the sneaky bear and burped a lion with multiple heads and a snake bit the Jedi in the toe. This caused an explosion of bunnies
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