Litofsky

So, the method in which I use my time determines its value. An interesting value. I shall consider this one, Sabre.

Is not all time valuable?

And yes, 'twould not be a good idea to use a religious excuse attending a related seminar/discussion.

I believe that said strategy only works if you wish to achieve a non-passing grade. However, a far more effective means is to claim a religious holiday (just make sure you never tell anybody your religion, or this plan fails), and say that you could not do it.

Good old 1st Amendment (for the US, that is). Or perhaps you could state that your great-grandfather just died of syphilis? That's a one-two punch. Be sure to tell your health teacher that, in case you didn't do said work.

Fear not an excuse, good Sabre, for I have a tendency to forget things myself. *grumbles over forgotten homework*

Quite so, Sir. You have even commented on it! I shall present a link: clicky. Unless, of course, that was someone else... *cue dramatic, eerie music*

I find it more likely that you have either forgotten, or had your memory wiped.

I shall do my best, good sir. I'm only halfway done my History work, and then I have the evil math to do! *hisses* Nonetheless, I shall do my best.

Quite good! So as long as I only talk to people on their computers, I shall have free communication!

How goes The Obscure Circumstances Surrounding the Death of Sir Richard Raleigh Wellesley, and the Ramifications Thereof?

The deliciousness. It varies from person to person, Bee. 300 was a good action film, but terribly inaccurate (in some respects). If you like watching half-naked men slaughter other half-naked men, then this movie is for you.

Oh noez, Bee go sreepz! I iz sad nao. I must begin my download of Skype soon! Oh, and correct me if I'm wrong, but Skype is free, unless you're calling someone's cell phone?

Leonidas screaming "Beeeee!" against the Persians would be very funny.

Ah, well, I've already sold my soul to LF. I got quite a nice bargain in return! *hides deliciousness behind back*

I woke up early so that I cold stay up later without having to do homework, Bee! Iz using mah brainz!

I am Litofsky. I guess I must wait and see what Skype shall do to me! *dons lead foil pajamas* Math is indeed evil, by the way.

Well, it's more of a mini-essay for my World History class. My teacher gives questions, a due date, and tells us to get cracking.

And yes, Bee has warned me that Skype is a terrible time-sink. This is so?

I don't have a choice, now do I? Read my Bee-messages: I've got a slew of project/works this week, so I'll get it sometime soon. Then, finally, I will be able to demand,

"Skype NAO!"

Wishing I were slothing about, Sir Sabre, or perhaps writing. Alas, I'm stuck here writing a report about life during the Middle Ages, the Church's power, and such.

The school band does a mix of classical/contemporary. It's generally fine stuff, but it gets boring when the director spends more time yelling at people for talking than directing. >_<

Oh, but of course I have! It's just that homework takes priority over slothing about.

I'm not a punk rocker, or anything. It's the school's band. Of course I read the terms and conditions. *whistles innocently*

Yeah, my name is a bit long for a battlecry. At least you can shout "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and it sounds like a legitimate war cry.

It's 11:00 here now, so yeah, it's pretty early. I actually set my alarm for 8:30 this morning, so I could finish my homework early.

YEAZ, I KNO THAT RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Juz lemme finish my stuff this week first (I've got a project, a band concert, and a bunch of other work all due within the next few days, so I'm really short of time [but never out of time for LF!]).

Beeee! How goes your fic?

Why not get MSN, or something else then? I've got a sneaking suspicion that I won't win this argument, so I'll probably end up downloading it. Internet phone calls, but an IM? To take your expression, "I am schozzled."

Well, that's not too bad! If I recall my Aussie correctly, Brisbane is north of NSW, correct?

So, Skype's free? I'm still confused as to how it works, but I suppose that I could get it. Allow my to ponder this decision, BumbleBee! I must give this matter deep consideration.

The University of New South Wales, or did I get that wrong? In either case, enjoy and good tidings! When will you be departing? I should also assume that Mr. Bee is quite sad.

Skype? Thou must tell me more of the "Pe" with the "Sky." It sounds quite intriguing, despite its reputation as a terrible time-sink.

Ah, truly, the palate is a source of immense pleasure! All one needs to do is know how to use it correctly. I assume that Sabre has been taught these magnificent skills?

What about arcs, if I remember my circles correctly? What prejudices might you against them?

Radius is just fine, too: all the fun, half the calories length!

Well then, I WOULD LIKE SOME 3.14159. PI iz delicious. Mmm, Pi. Oh, Sabre: Pi goes very well with a side serving of crazy.

No problem. I speculate that most threads in the Political Discussion subforum will quiet down- almost immediately.

Also, nice find with the Obama tax cut.

Achilles! It looks like your Garfield problem just took a forcible break.

Was there ever any doubt?