Tobias Reiper

^Tell Mr.Sandman I said hi.

^Why is he doing that weird dance move thing in your signature?

^ *BZZT* I-WILL-KILL-THE-SOLDIER. *BZZT* HE-IS-A-BAD-FRIEND. *BZZT* HE-IS-NOT-A-REAL-SOLDIER. *BZZT* HE-WAS-NOT-EVEN-IN-THE-ARMY. *BZZT* HE-IS-A-FRAUD. *BZZT* HE-IS-A-CIVILIAN. *BZZT*

AND YOUR CHEETAH MEN ARE NO MATCH FOR MY... thing...person... Ah, c'mon, even those who aren't fans of star trek have to admit that Picard is awesome.

That's just an inter-species couple.

I'm willing to bet anonymous was behind this.

OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Good thing they expelled that little terrorist, God KNOWS what he was going to do with that hand weapon!? Maybe...Point it at someone and say "Bam Bam"? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go change my pants after hearing that terrifying story.

Soccer/Guitar/Hockey players are strong. Army Strong.

That's almost impossible to beat, but I know one thing that is more epic: Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Teletubbies. What happens when you divide by zero?

Bad Idea: The lack of sleep'll make you drowsy during the night and you'll just fall asleep. Answering my ideas, just like how Darth Banana did-oh wait.

Good idea: Guarantees you have enough space on the dance floor, and you might even get a chance to humiliate her in front of everyone. Joining the Mafia.

^Must have X-Ray vision or something to be able to see outta that helmet.