You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If ... -- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. -- You have a list of 14 Adventure Games to read to your family of 3. --You call your son's beeper to let him know that it is time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" -- Your daughter sells her soul via her web site. -- You chat several times a day with someone from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. -- Your daughter just bought a single CD of all the records your college roommate used to play. -- Your grandmother clogs up your favourite website with comments about how her grandchild is a **** -- You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. -- The concept of using real money instead Mojo Dollars™ to make a purchase is foreign to you. -- You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. -- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses. -- You hear most of your jokes via some website instead of in person. -- You've printed this out and are reading it in the "library." I would like to conclude by saying that if I make any more posts of this nature, I will be banned for being an advertisement whore.