The only ones, ironically, that relate to me are 16/17. Welcome to the wonders of living in the country. When summer comes around, you trampoline with friends, drink with friends, swim with friends, see movies with friends, go see live bands with friends, you keep in touch with'em.
The solitaire thing, eh, months really.
As for the job ones, I work in a grocery store. And yes, my boss can do the job as good as me. Far better in fact...smug bastard.