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Everything posted by jimmycracker

  1. So is it a myth that you can play x-wing by typing dog-fight in the middle of the game?
  2. The smiley that most resembles me: And here's my hand:
  3. There's no OS 9 version, I believe. Unless he's running it in OS X... are you?
  4. http://www.walla.com is good too.
  5. Me please. logitech_president@lycos.com
  6. Why do I get the feeling that this forum has collapsed to the ground like a building, and there's nothing left but smoldering rubble and angry homeless men?
  7. I'd like to see someone wear a see-through version of that.
  8. DOTT: Switching the flag design with the tentacle chart. Pure... BRILLIANCE!!
  9. What do you know about our customers, Adrian? You've never even worn any pants! Why you know I'd be wearing them right now sir, if it weren't for my... destablizing inner... pants condition.
  10. Not if you're Sir Brunswick of Chesterdale from New England.
  11. New Topic! Favorite 60's/70's music: Aerosmith (started in the early 70's, at least) Beach Boys The Beatles Bruce Springsteen Cat Stevens Elton John James Taylor Led Zeppelin Peter Gabriel Simon and Garfunkel
  12. I like this place because everyone's so... individual. You say something and they'll reply with a vague reference to something about which you have no idea and they'll only explain themselves if you ask nicely (and in their reply they'll include another vague reference to something about which you have no idea, and it's a never-ending cycle). It's fun. Really really fun. Fun like... like a trampoline drum set, where you bounce up and down from the snare to the cymbal then back to the snare then back to the cymbal again... and it's boing, boing, boing, up and down, up and down...
  13. Computers have so many possibilities. When's the last time a computer 'got down with it'? This is what I think should happen from time to time. You're quietly sitting down on your chair, sipping some dainty green leaf tea... raising your spectacles periodically... reading the latest online update of "Normal, Casual, Non-Eventful Things Weekly"... when suddenly, the lights around you grow dim. Your mouse flies up in the air and spins around like a lasso. The cursor does a little jig, break dancing or doing the worm on top of your dock. Your keyboard performs a little tap dance-like number. The internal clock on the top-right hand corner changes into "TIME TO GET DOWWWWWN, HOLMES." On AOL, instead of saying "You've got mail," it would say, "You've got funk," in a deep, sexy Barry White voice. Your CD drive opens up, and on the tray the CD is spinning like a record, playing "Off The Wall" by Michael Jackson. Every so often the CD stops abruptly in its place and makes a "bzzzt" sound, as if someone was deliberately causing the record/CD to skip. The printer turns on and spontaneously starts spewing out pages that say in large, bold letters, "Get down" or "Time to get jiggy widdit". Speaking of interesting, I think this would be an interesting sight. Some guy gets two bicycles, and while standing up places both of his feet upon each seat (superglue would make them stick together, perhaps). While struggling to maintain his balance, he would begin walking as if the bicycles were a pair of shoes. I wouldn't mind seeing someone walk down the street like that. Also, he'd attach a large wheelchair to each hand (there would be a pouch on the seat, like a baseball glove), ultimately making him a walking bicycle/wheelchair contraption. If he was really into this, he'd stick a mini propellor hat upon his head, allowing himself to gently glide through the air, a maximum of two inches above ground level, perhaps. Last random spewing: When people have nothing good to say, but they say stuff anyway and it comes out as dungy muck and scrappel, I could probably live with that - that is, if their voice were an instrument, and instead of boring ol' English we'd get gentle, lulling musical notes. Their voice box is no longer a rusted larynx, but a violin, a simple piano, or perhaps an alluring, sweet-sounding aeolian harp. Still, we'd have to be realistic. The really bothersome people would probably speak in bagpipe or broken saxaphone. The inane rambling types - who talk so fast that the things they're saying are naturally incoherent - would speak in 'drum set' with the occasional cymbal (I dunno what that represents; I'm trying not to get too symbolic). Boring people would speak the French horn, and those depressed and gloomy would recite Mahler's 6th symphony as much as possible. "Life is a trombone, in A," they'd imply. (I'm hoping this rant was mildly amusing... if not, sue me.) PS. I'd like to replace all our roads with very long carpets. Then when all the cars are driving along, I'd casually sneak up at the end and roll it up. All the cars would have to escape the impending carpet tsunami, and it's all thanks to me. *daydreams*
  14. I like jake's idea of Dilbert. Office puzzles could get very, very crazy.
  15. There's also the useless hubcap, which I don't *think* does anything.
  16. Heh heh, I have that specific issue lying around in my room. Oh, the memories...
  17. Ok, perhaps it's not an april fools joke... but maybe Lucasarts is overwhelmed by the public's response, and doesn't want to admit they made a mistake... so they'll use april fool's as an excuse to bring back the game.
  18. Yar, why couldn't it be an April fool's joke? It's so close to April... and maybe the amazing 'stupidity' they're displaying is just a prank... after all, who could be THAT stupid (as everyone says)? And who said Lucasarts doesn't have a sense of humor? I doubt we would have made that assumption before they 'cancelled' Sam and Max 2. That's just my theory... and I stand by it.
  19. Hm, nopers, but thanks anyway. I just remember there being a macscumm.mixnmojo, which was pretty much mixnmojo flip flopped like a pancake and branded with a happy apple. Nobody knows?
  20. Remember? The hosted site used to exist before the server tragically crashed. Is there a possibility that it'll get back up anytime soon? Anyone I can contact, etc? Any news whatsoever regarding anything whatsoever relating to everything whatsoever except anything whatsoever not relating to MacSCUMM whatsoever?
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