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  1. The End? Not yet. Ha! It's begun......
  2. It's useless when we're not around. How'd you sleep?
  3. Dawn. (Yeah, I messed up and thought this was a different thread. Lack of sleep+me=total idiot.)
  4. ^Those chakrams could slice out your heart!
  5. Darth Maul decided to sharpen bananas with his Ronco record vault, that he had been sharpening forks with till the Vietnam War was over. However, he then ran to the bathroom to get his fungus infested feet all nice and pretty for his mother's birthday because he was going to wear his nice new pair of black leather wing straps and chains. The only problem was they were lost in the big huge pile of garbage in the sink by the fridge. They opened the kitchen door and went insane when they saw massive pwnage induced by urluckyday and his sidekick having a n00bfest at the Halo tournament that was filled with stupid n00bs who always do n00bish Halo Scrabble. Maul hollered,"It's time to face your doom, n00blets!" Several fans were enraged and proceded to bash Maul into chunky bits of disgusting black flesh. Darth Sidious then decided to get some poisonous apple cider for Darth Phobos, when Chuck Norris appeared and sent his ex-fans back to the future to regain a little diginity, when out of nowhere a black fox suddenly appeared with pumpkins the size of laptops and died. The moral of the pumpkin was
  6. Dunno what you're talking about. *walks away with 3 cokes in jacket to the alley way.* Is the cake a lie?
  7. ^His known running opponent for the Republican party: Optimus Prime. After all, it just wouldn't be fun to see a Decepticon run unopposed!
  8. A deadly drug called stupidity. What are the side effects of said drug?
  9. Nope, they're rhetorical. What's the difference between Ragnarok and Cat-narok?
  10. It's said that putting pants on shortens the lifespan of the world, but you didn't hear that from me. Aside from that, another interesting story comes from Norse Myth of the Hellfire God Surt, wielding a sword of flames bringing about Ragnarok and the end of human life as we know it.
  11. Whose terrifying roar you'd dread
  12. The answer, in itself, is stoopid What's a smart question?
  13. What are you talking about?!? I'm popular! Everyone likes me! Ah, who am I kidding? My life sucks!!!!! Where do you go from here?
  14. Darth Maul decided to sharpen bananas with his Ronco record vault, that he had been sharpening forks with till the Vietnam War was over. However, he then ran to the bathroom to get his fungus infested feet all nice and pretty for his mother's birthday because he was going to wear his nice new pair of black leather wing straps and chains. The only problem was they were lost in the big huge pile of garbage in the sink by the fridge. They opened the kitchen door and went insane when they saw massive pwnage induced by urluckyday and his sidekick having a n00bfest at the Halo tournament that was filled with stupid n00bs who always do n00bish Halo Scrabble. Maul hollered,"It's time to face your doom, n00blets!" Several fans were enraged and proceded to bash Maul into chunky bits of disgusting black flesh. Darth Sidious then decided to get some poisonous apple cider for Darth Phobos, when Chuck Norris appeared and sent his ex-fans back to the future to regain a little diginity, when out of nowhere a black fox suddenly appeared with pumpkins
  15. Darth Maul decided to sharpen bananas with his Ronco record vault, that he had been sharpening forks with till the Vietnam War was over. However, he then ran to the bathroom to get his fungus infested feet all nice and pretty for his mother's birthday because he was going to wear his nice new pair of black leather wing straps and chains. The only problem was they were lost in the big huge pile of garbage in the sink by the fridge. They opened the kitchen door and went insane when they saw massive pwnage induced by urluckyday and his sidekick having a n00bfest at the Halo tournament that was filled with stupid n00bs who always do n00bish Halo Scrabble. Maul hollered,"It's time to face your doom, n00blets!" Several fans were enraged and proceded to bash Maul into chunky bits of disgusting black flesh. Darth Sidious then decided to get some poisonous apple cider for Darth Phobos, when Chuck Norris appeared
  16. Darth Maul decided to sharpen bananas with his Ronco record vault, that he had been sharpening forks with till the Vietnam War was over. However, he then ran to the bathroom to get his fungus infested feet all nice and pretty for his mother's birthday because he was going to wear his nice new pair of black leather wing straps and chains. The only problem was they were lost in the big huge pile of garbage in the sink by the fridge. They opened the kitchen door and went insane when they saw massive pwnage induced by urluckyday and his sidekick having a n00bfest at the Halo tournament that was filled with stupid n00bs who always do n00bish Halo Scrabble. Maul hollered,"It's time to face your doom, n00blets!" Several fans were enraged and proceded to bash Maul into chunky bits of disgusting black flesh. Darth Sidious then decided to get some poisonous apple cider
  17. ^Did anyone find this guy yet? I could find naye a height nor hair of him, which only leads to conclusion......HE'S A MAN-WITCH!!!!
  18. If you know the answer, there's a question, and somebody's bound to intercept it with another answer. Do I make myself clear, soldier?
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