Samnmax221

Jae doesn't think I'm very funni. Also I get to play a terrorist at work.

You missed my ban.

Itchy are you dead?

I am truly scared.

I'm a dirty heathen, touch my vagina missionary man.

I lieks it.

Sallright, I'm going on vacation on Wednesday so hopefully I'll be able to give it the once over before I leave.

Do you work with sex offenders?

What us Henry up to?

What did you think I was doing all of that time? Having a childhood?

(Maniacal laughter)

We should start making demands.

Does that mean we can join the VFW and grumble at whippersnappers?

They're for doing stuff. Considering we've poured 6 ****ing years into this miserable place it seems that we should has some.

Yes it is cool to break the law.

Don't you wanna be, just like me?

Buzz!

Penis

Maybe I'm imagined.

You should do an in-depth study where you publicly espouse jingoistic beliefs and then try to have sex with people in different countries.

Jarrod:

that's actually part of the reason i even brought this up, i have to rely on the u.s.' reputation when i travel and i don't want my passport being turned into a reason to be hated and ridiculed thanks.

Is it really that much of an impedance to you traveling the world and ravishing its peoples? I had no idea.

I just couldn't help myself.

From time to time.