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    In appearance, an evil blend of Alfred Hitchcock and Jim Morrison; in psyche an evil blend of Buckminster Fuller and George Carlin.
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    San Galvestonio
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    Minds of my fellow mortals, Quality Art, female idealists over 18 and under 25 years of age - preferably vegetarian.
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    Freelance genius in denial

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  1. Riiight. Sure. Yeah... I think we only have one considerate person on the team. Sure ain't me.
  2. I find this whole 'cursing is evil' thing surreal. There is no filter on the Idle T forums either and there shouldn't be one. Seriously, though, do these asterisks really make you feel any less dirty? We all know what four-letter word goes in that place, could someone please explain to me how the fuck are our souls any purer through the damn asterisks?! Cursing doesn't lower the standard of writing any more than a nice folder raises the relevance of a doctoral dissertation. I curse for emphasis in all my academic papers and my professors have yet to complain. On the other hand, all the people I have met so far who chastised me for my cursing had roughly one-third of my working vocabulary (not accounting for the lexicon of unique curses, of course). So in conclusion, **** you and welcome.
  3. Watch out, lass, I know where you live. And when I say that I know where you live, I mean, I know where you live.
  4. This 'surfer dude' editorial writer for my school paper entitled an editorial 'Gay Marriage is Ok' and then - thinking he commands the same satirical faculties as Jonathan Swift - proceeded to compare gay marriage to government-regulated bestiality. Of course, he mentioned god a couple of times and the Bible and such assorted crap. It is people like this who make me want to carry through with that big piece I've been brooding over: 'Destruction of the World as Performance Art'. I already don't ride the university shuttle because most drivers listen to Rush Limbaugh exclusively.
  5. It is the soothsayer from Asterix and the ... er... Soothsayer..... No, it is the ACTOR fellow from the one where they go to Rome: I think it is the * and the Golden Cauldron. **** I don't know. I am certain it is an actor from Asterix, I don't know from which particular comic. I have them all in Belgrade... some in Serbian, some in French, some in English...
  6. But, haven't you heard? AGs sold out.... Right after Mojo....
  7. I think I will use this pointless thread to compliment your avatar, remixor: it is badass. What the hell is that, anyway? Note, I spellt it 'badass' as a homage to this guy I know who says it a lot, out loud, and proudly as if the expression were a single word. He's the dimmest, most conceited man this side of the Pecos.... A toast! Note for the note, I always wanted to spell spelled spellt.
  8. And that was my thread you quoted him out of! *grr smiley goes here* *shoots laser beams out of eyes*
  9. I vote for a greasy brown paper bag with a half-fermented apple core, please... But, you know, I have really grown fond of the first one. It is so hilariously horrible that it is actually good....
  10. Lure of the Temptress had something of that ilk...
  11. The background was black, behind the green crap and the yellow lettering...
  12. I also said I would never stab people in the ass with a swiss army knife... but I was dreaming of saying that, so I guess it doesn't count, does it?
  13. Gabriel Knight 1 and 3 are better - or such is the general concensus on this here our board.
  14. I told myself once that I will never kill another human being... um... maybe I should stop now...
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