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Emperor Devon

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About Emperor Devon

  • Rank
    36 Wings, 365 Eyes

Personal Information

  • Biography
    I am a walking mass of chemicals that was forcefully expelled from the womb a number of years ago. I will eventually grow old and fat before expiring completely, at which said state my carcass will be shoved into a box and buried beneath the earth.
  • Interests
    No.
  • Occupation
    Student
  • Current Game
    Ass Effect
  • Web Browser
    Firefox
  • Favorite LucasArts Game
    KotOR II
  • Resolution
    1024x768
  • Height in cm
    165

Contact Information

  • Homepage
    http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/steadyhand.html
  • Skype
    emperor_devon
  1. Get out of here Darathy you're not supposed to make comments after a dramatic epitaph.

  2. god damn it, devon, you have uninstalled skype again. and after all the vitriol we've shown for you, did you know that if hams was forced to erase all living memory of either jimmy carter walter cronkite or you he'd pick the first two

  3. devon did you know that throwing up is unpleasant

  4. R I P

     

    Dr. Ednov Repmore.

    Employer, Wizard, Devoted Son, Loving Father, Sadomasochist.

     

    May your memory forever be enshrined in your actions.

  5. Nice to see you back.

  6. If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well

    It were done quickly; if the assassination

    Could trammel up the consequence, and catch,

    With his surcease success; that but this blow

    Might be the be-all and the end-all here,

    But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,

    We'd jump the life to come.

  7. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Holy **** Devon is back!

    Stranger: hello

    Stranger: OMG WHERE

    You: http://lucasforums.com/member.php?u=117380

    You: HERE!

    Stranger: OMG

    Stranger: YOU ARE RIGHT

    You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO CELEBRATE?

    Stranger: .... I'M GOING ****ING CRAZY

    You: I JUST ATE MY CHILDREN AND AM WEARING THE FUR OF A WOLF AS UNDERWEAR

    Stranger: I JUST MURDERED A HOMELESS MAN AND ATE HIS HEART

    You: AWESOME

    Stranger: **** YEAH

    You: DEVONDEVONDEVONDEVON

    Stranger: DEVVVVONNNNN!!!!!

    You: HE'S GONNA BE READING THIS AMIGO

    You: RIGHT ON THAT PAGE, TOO

    Stranger: THIS IS ****ING CRAZY

    You: THE TECHNOLOGY BLOWS MY BRAINS OUT

    Stranger: I HAVE TO GO MASTERBATE RIGHT NOW

    You: WITH A 18-GAUGE SHOTGUN MADE OF PURE KRYPTONITE

    You: GO, GO!

    Stranger: ALRREADY DONE

    You: OMG DEVON INDUCES INSTA-FAPS!

    Stranger: OF COURSE

    You: I MUST GO NOW AND SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF THE DEVON, YOU DO SO TOO

    Stranger: I SHALL

    You have disconnected.

  8. Dev, where you be?

  9. So merrily, forever apart.

  10. i have defeated darathy and will defeat you

  11. Ah, you've graduated from petty imperial aspirations (Emperor Devon) to delusions of demigodhood (Metatron/Enoch). congrats. :D

  12. hurr google images

     

    (props if you can figure the reference out from it and my custom title)rr

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