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  1. I scarcely heard the Constable of Nessus as he announced the myriad titles of the Hell’s Master. Instead, I struggled to remain conscious as I stared into the mirror and through my pit fiend courier. An unbearable pressure had descended upon me. Sweat, thick and cold, coated my flesh. My head felt gripped between the jaws of a dragon. A rushing sound, like that of water in rapids, took hold of my hearing. My heart seemed ready to flee from my chest. A terrible pain, driven by unreasoning fear, filled me. I heard something whisper my name. Not my name as I write it or as my friends speak it, but the name that I know in the depths of my soul to be my True Name. I knew it was time for me to end this venture, to cease my reckless foolishness. I tried to turn away from the mirror, yet something held me. Something commanded me to bear witness. To serve.

  2. tk hams has suggested that i ruin you, what are your thoughts on this potential course of action

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    AHH HE HE HE HE HHEEA HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH EEEH

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    AHH HE HE HE HE HHEEA HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH EEEH

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    AHH HE HE HE HE HHEEA HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH EEEH

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    AHH HE HE HE HE HHEEA HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH EEEH

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    AHH HE HE HE HE HHEEA HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH EEEH

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    AHH HE HE HE HE HHEEA HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH EEEH

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    AHH HE HE HE HE HHEEA HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH EEEH

  10. i was most pleased at yesterday's skyping bee let us have further ones

  11. how big's your ignore list now mine's 100 (just counted)

  12. sam read slaughterhouse 5

  13. pavlos i agree with you 'crispy gamer' just sounds so so wrong

  14. tk if you're playing a malkavian use demention on the food critic in hollywood

     

    ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR MAGGOTS?!?

  15. IT WAS ONE TIME ONLY BEE YOU WON'T EVER SEE IT NOW

     

    but get on skype anyway ok

  16. ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR MAGGOTS?!?!

  17. may i mine your gray matter?

  18. don't you remember me? i'm shelly, your old pet turtle. why the **** did you go and flush me down the toilet like that

  19. you know that you're curious, whatever is devon's special one time only never again surprise?

  20. also the special surprise is one time only

  21. BEE WOULD YOU LET A MAN DIE IF YOU WERE NOT IN THE MOOD TO SAVE A LIFE

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