Det. Bart Lasiter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acacia_berlandieri#Alkaloids

'member the thing with the girl who smelled like **** and the nervous breakdown tho that was pretty boss

I think that may actually make you a totally awesome tour guide.

Powdered Gatorade dissolves in hard liquor, that way you can rehydrate and stop giving a **** about the pain at the same time!

yah, it really grabbed me from the beginning, although i wish there was more of a variety of weapons and clothes (although the dyes were a nice addition). and also that weapons didn't just evolve kinda randomly. i hated playing a good character and having my sword grow a bunch of skulls and **** just because i killed a bunch of skeletons :/

that advertisement is a broad generalization and i take offense to that sir

I hope that one day, I'll finally be able to pirate everything.

favorite mental state is manic.

Rupert Murdoch isn't evil, he is simply a primal force that devours what makes it stronger and destroys that which does not. He is no more evil than an amoeba or storm. In a sense, Rupert Murdoch is a News Elemental.

wait do you mean that you dream about drugs or that you completely trip balls and have crazy dreams?

ah yes the famous apple in front of a man's face, a metaphor for man's love of apples and a bold statement against processed food with highly vaginal overtones.

I'll have you know I'm half-Canadian.

A corgi chasing its tail in a small plastic kids pool.

hm. i was expecting the word penis to appear in that article given the circumstances.