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A dark day has come my friends.......no...thats wrong....A dark day has come my associates who most of which I will no doubt kill one day. As I was getting into my car to head to class this morn. I discovered a horrible truth, someone had gotten into my car and stolen my talking dashboard yoda. The sons of bitches left the bottle of scotch but took my yoda. I have sworn to avenge my lost traveling buddy. Mark my words, blood will be spilled in honor of the little green guy who yelled his words of wisdom at me with the press of a button. No longer will i notice how he is either purposely refusing to make eye contact with me, or if he's simply staring at the boobs of any female passenger I have with me. (passengers of their own free will that havent been paid either) Pray for Yoda.