Boba Rhett Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Firecracker explodes in mans anus. More of these people need to stick firecrackers up their ***es. Any gene pool purifying act is fine by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 wow... truely wonderful the mind of an idiot is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 I'll second that, Phreak:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Just when I thought this could not get any weirder... They also stick toy cars up their buttocks, snort wasabi and apply electrical muscle stimulators to their genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 ROFL, I love the quote from the doctor: "I have seen instances ... where people have tried to remove items from their rectum and rupture the sphincter muscles, but not anything like this." *snort-giggles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 Did the moron not realize what could happen? "Oh dear, it appears that I have a firecracker up me butt. Someone got a match?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 The people of Jackass need to be put in prison or something. No, not because they inspire accidents like this one, but simply because they're being total assholes, and showing a degree of intelligence that is so low that it should quite simply be outlawed o_o And what's worse, they earn a living out of it! It's revolting, if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 Well, the good news is that now that he's "sexually disfunctional" it will be hard for him to pass his stupidity on...survival of the fittest "Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbguy1211 Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 did anyone here see the jackass movie when they lubed up a toy car in a rubber and put it in some dudes ass then sent him to the doctor pretending like he got drunk and didnt know why his ass hurt... the x-ray was the best part of the skit! ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 Least he's eligible for a Darwin now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 That's quite an explosive situation. Goodness gracious. Great balls of fire... I hope someone yelled "fire in the hole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Least he's eligible for a Darwin now. Actually, no...to be eligible for the Darwin Awards, he has to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 12, 2003 Author Share Posted September 12, 2003 I'm pretty sure that some people have recieved Darwin Awards without dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted September 12, 2003 Share Posted September 12, 2003 No, that's not actually true, Homer. The criteria for a Darwin Award recipient is that he must remove himself fromt the gene pool, which makes a lot of sense, since the awards are named after Charles Darwin, the father of evolution. Evolution is the survival of the fittest or, to put it more bluntly, to weed out the idiots and make sure they do not reproduce. Now, the simplest, most cost-effective way of doing so is by killing yourself, yes. That's how most people get Darwins. But, if you somehow manage to mutilate yourself enough to the point where you are incapable of begetting children, then you are eligible for a Darwin since you have effectively removed yourself from the gene pool. I'm pretty sure sticking a firecracker up your ass will screw you up bad enough to make you unable to have kids, so therefore, he is eligible for a Darwin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaruGlory89 Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Ouch...... AND HE'S TWENTY SIX!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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