DIUM Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Here be me Spittin' Contest! Admitingly, it is inspired by a similar contest in the second MI, but not entirely the same. Y' see... this is not a contest of how well you spit, its what you spit on. Ooh... this is going to be fun... *spits on log* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice1 Posted October 10, 2003 Share Posted October 10, 2003 *spits on my dog's butt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anomonous Guy Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 'spits on a bald guy from the top of the eiffel tower' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Rhetoric Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 *Spits at Wally* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 *spits on (your name)'s favourite stuffed animal* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Spits on that bleedin' Jack Russell that keeps biting me ankles when I walk round the shops..... P.S. Andy....I have to admit I didn't have you down as the type of girl who would spit (Sorry for lowering the tone....AGAIN)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I spit vociferously. *spits on Roy* Now I have to tell a story. (MUAHAHA!) I was walking downtown with my mom and we went past a furniture store that had its door propped open. All the lights were on and they had some cool stuff in the window, so we went in. All we had poked at was a nice couch when the lady in the back stopped yakking on her cell phone and yelled at us to get out, because the store was closed! We thought it very rude, so when we walked past it again a while later, my own mother bet me five bucks I wouldn't spit on the shining store window. So I did, and very well and accurately, too. I had been practicing, of course. (Also I'll do almost anything for money.) Later someone asked us about the store, and we derided its dirty loogy-covered windows with great spirit. Ok, that was far longer than any post in the Games section need be, so you people had better enjoy it. No, I meant . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 *spits on everyone who's spitted (spat?)* *spits on Death!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 You disrespectful young cuss. *spits on Orca Wail* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Thataway, Capn. Spits and intercepts your spit with my spit, launching it all back into your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 *pulls out loogie machine gun* Don't make me use this! Loaded with the same stuff the bartender uses to clean glasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 *spits on his enemies... runs out of spit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzbizz Posted October 18, 2003 Share Posted October 18, 2003 *spits in (your name here)'s ear* didn't see that one coming did u? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 *spitts on the vodoo lady* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 *spits in a spitoon* I have some manners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 *spits on everyone *spits in teacher's coffee pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadEyeDave Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 *spits the best, thus winning the contest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 *spits through DeadEyeDave's eye,piercing his walnut-sized brain* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 *spits at earth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Spits at girl friends mouth because she loves my taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 *spits on cop and gets arrested for assault* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted December 25, 2004 Share Posted December 25, 2004 *Spits on Darth Vader and gets executed for farting* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTDe Posted December 25, 2004 Share Posted December 25, 2004 *spits on Peice Of Metal and gets beat up for being meself* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 spits on himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 spits on the bard (for waking this crusty thread ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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