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-Never trust men in dark helmets.

- Sometimes, you've just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal.

- Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with, they may be your relatives.

- You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.

- Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.

- Know the difference between power socket and a computer terminal.

- THIS one goes there, and THAT one goes there!

- No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon, don't grab it; it's probably a trap. (Or: when you see a piece of dead meat impaled on a stake in the woods, LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!)

- Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you're a god.

- Take a good look around for bad guys before looking into your binoculars.

- Fire on a rebel base *before* they blow up your space station.

- Don't assume a senior citizen is weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning bolts.

- You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view

- Your eyes deceive you, don't trust them.

- The Bad Guys can't hit the broad side of a barn.

- But, "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise"

- It's never my fault.

- Never judge anything by its size.

- There are those who are less forgiving than Darth Vader.

- Always let a Wookie win.

- Never cast your lightsaber away, you just might need it

- It not a good idea to follow up on a vision while meditating

- Always pay off your debts in a hurry

- If your in it just for the money, you might blow your chances with the princess

- If some yells out "It's a trap!" then believe them

- Walk in single file to hide your numbers.

- When wearing stormtrooper armor, remember to make sure the door's completely open before going through it.

- You'll always have a bad feeling about something

- Don't park in asteroids

- Never say "watch this" when dealing with a hyperdrive

- Don't shoot out the controls to a bridge BEFORE you cross the bridge

- If you want to keep your friends warm, shove them inside a dead animal!!

- If you run a military academy, go over how to deal with small, furry opponents.

- Whining about power converters makes you look like an idiot.

- Dead animals usually smell worse on the INSIDE

- Never assume responsibility if it means you're likely to be choked to death.

- When your Tauntaun smells something, it's usually a good time to high-tail it outta there.

- When someone tells you to eject, it's probably a good idea.

- You really should fire on lifepods whether there are signs of life or not

- If you ever build a throne room, NEVER put a great big shaft leading to a big nuclear reactor right in the center of the room.

- Don't judge someone by their bad grammar

- An entire planet could have only one climate

-. Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it

* Emperor - overconfident

* Luke - friends

* Death Star - thermal exhaust port

* Stormtroopers - Ewoks

* Star Destroyers - bridge deflector shields

* Darth Vader - compassion for his kids

* Leia - smugglers

* Chewie - dead animals hanging from trees

- Beware those heart-to-heart talks with Dad. One of you might end up losing an appendage.

- never say "where are you taking this---THING---?" b/c the next thing you know, you're flying across the room.

- No matter how cool a guy's helmet looks, push him off a high place and he'll scream like a girl.

- Cool costume + Bare minimum of screen time = Eternal popularity

- Sticks and Stones WILL Break your bones.

- Nothing can happen without a Bothan spy dying

- Don't use targeting computers; rely on the voicesd in your head

- with good camouflage no one will see the big reflective gold droid you brought along.

- Take an R-2 unit with you...its better than any Swiss army knife.

353. A little one-on-one with Dad can cost you an arm or a leg - literally.

- Bounty Hunters turn into Alderaanian princesses when you kiss them.

- When all else fails....jump!

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- Picking up power converters = wasting time with friends

- Having a bad transmitter is an exceptable excuse for a stormtrooper not being at their post

- Shooting precision is rated on a vastly lower scale in galaxies far, far away

- Do not underestimate your opponants chances, especially if they are rebels or are a part of any sort of alliance

- Clones are immensely superior to droids

- Garbage shoots never lead to better situations

- rooms made of ice and snow are supposed to be freezing

- The appropriate response to someone telling you they love you is to say, "I know"

- Wookies are not taken into consideration by starship designers

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- Never put your shield reactors in the easiest accesible place around

- Never use mechanized bridges inside your own base

- Never hide in the garbage

- Always trust the oldest and wisest green little guy in the galaxy

- Don't let Tuskens steal your momma :p

- Riding on huge, fat pigs impresses girls a lot

- When you have a huge space station, never leave the one garbage shaft leading to the core unguarded

- Watch out for blue-skinned punkers

- Never build a giant hatch to a monster cage right below your throne

- Princesses in gold bikinis make great slaves :naughty:

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Originally posted by STTCT

they didn't learnt you to spell huh?

 

No, me fail 2 grade english. :)

 

 

Some of my favorites:

- No matter how cool a guy's helmet looks, push him off a high place and he'll scream like a girl.

- Garbage shoots never lead to better situations

- When wearing stormtrooper armor, remember to make sure the door's completely open before going through it.

- You'll always have a bad feeling about something

- Don't park in asteroids

- The Bad Guys can't hit the broad side of a barn.

- But, "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise"

- It's never my fault.

 

:D

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- Stormtroopers can't hit anything because they "can't see a thing" in their helmets.

- Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at your side.

- Never take a restraining bolt off a droid you just bought.

- Always look straight ahead when driving a speeder bike.

- A tribe of 3 foot primitive bears can defeat an entire legion of Imperial stormtroopers, making one realize how pathetic the rebels at Hoth were.

- Being slowly digested over 1000 years is not seen as a pleasant way to go.

- Holding a thermal detonator makes you seem fearless and inventive, but apparently not stupid.

- Rancor keepers love their Rancors.

- Slave dancers do not love Rancors.

- When a Jedi Knight says this is your last chance, it probably is.

- Councillor ships should always have ambassadors.

- The stun setting on your blaster is an excellent tool for capturing princesses.

- If the Sith Lord you are dueling can hold you off with only one hand on his saber, you are in big trouble.

- Nice Sith Lords will sit down to dinner with you before taking you prisoner.

- Swamp monsters do not like the taste of droids.

- There is always a bigger fish.

- Always trust your fate to boys you hardly know.

- When a Jedi Master says, "drop," you probably should.

- When A Jedi Master says, "stay in that cockpit," you probably shouldn't.

- Sith Lords are not concerned with asteroids.

- If a Sith Lord thinks you are as clumsy as you are stupid, don't, repeat don't answer the videophone.

- Being lower in rank than said Mr. Clumsystupid means your odds of promotion are quite good.

- if at first your superweapon fails, try, try again.

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