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A few days ago I got this weird e-mail, and i'm thinking to myself, why the hell do people go to all this trouble to spam you?? I guess it's my fault for putting my e-mail up on websites, but oh well. Here it is, quoted exactly:

 

Dearest one

 

Greetings to you and your family. I want you to read

this mail with a compassionate heart and understanding

that any action you take is geared towards rendering

humanitarian assistance to a man who is in distress

with his family.

 

My name is MrAhmed Teahjay, a Liberian and former

Deputy Minister of Information under President Charles

Taylor. I was his right hand man until a couple of

weeks ago when I realised that my entire life was in

utmost danger after the assassination of the Sports

Minister in a helicopter crash. I was responsible for

the diamond deals with the RUF rebel group of Sierra

Leone. I was handling the diamond sales on behalf of

President Taylor who in turn supplies ammunition to

the rebels. This is

what the international community and United Nations

code-named: Conflict Diamond.

 

It was while I was discharging this duty that I

diverted the sum of US$ 30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million

United States Dollars) for myself.

I deposited the money contained in 2 trunk boxes in a

Security Company as artifacts to avoid prying eyes in

Cote d'ivoire and travelled back to my country where I

continued with my duties. I informed President Taylor

that the United Nations Mission in Sierra Leone

(UNAMSL) seized the

diamond consignment and made report to the United

Nations. It was based on this diamond dealings

involving President Taylor that the United

Nations imposed sanctions on Liberia recently.

 

My aim is to look for a trusted foreign partner

outside to help me move the fund out for investment.

It is based on my decision to move the fund out for

investment that I am contacting you to assist me in

taking the

funds to your country .All you need do is to fly down

to claim the 2 Boxes from the Security Company and

open a bank account through which the money will be

lodged before transfer into your nominated Bank

account.

 

I am willing to compensate you with 30% of the total

sum for your assistance and want to let you understand

that the future of myself

and family depends solely on this money .In this

transaction confidentiality is very essential for us

to achieve our goal. It is important that you maintain

utmost good faith and trust .You must also not

circumvent the transaction in any way.

 

In conclusion I will like you to understand that you

shall bear no risk whatsoever in this business and as

such there is nothing for you

to be afraid of. I await your swift response to this

email. please reply me

 

Ahmed Teahjay

 

Have any of you gotten spam like this? Please post some so we can laugh at 'em. :D

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It's not quite as bad as the scripted spam where you see %RANDOMTEXT% still in the email. They didn't even bother to fill in all of the variables!!!

 

Anyone seen how now they use word generators to fill up the email to get around those that look at the content of the email..

 

Lucky for me, I use mailwasher to get rid of my spam before I download it.

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