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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

a wood chuck would chuck no amount of wood since a wood chuck cant chuck

 

if a wood chuck could chuck wood, what amount of wood would a wood chuck chuck?

 

even if a wood chuck could chuck wood and a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a wood chuck chuck wood?

 

....or something

 

:rolleyes:

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck ciuld chuck wood.

 

The real question is

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

 

Woodchucks can't chuck wood. Federal Law. :D

 

 

 

 

I guess you had to be there.

A while ago, I was talking to this girl called Lucy, and she asked 'Whats the rule about white guys dancing in public?'

This was from Scrubs and the answer is 'Not unless they're gay..'

I didn't get , so I said White guys can't dance in public. Federal Law. She laughed anyway.

So next day I asked her ' How much wood.... '

And she said 'Woodchucks can't chuck wood.Federal Law.'

 

 

 

 

Living proof of life outside the forums.

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Don't mean to barge in on anything,but here's my contribution:

 

This little story is called 'Woodchucks saving the Forests'

 

Would good wood chucks cuck wood if wood chucks could chuck wood? For good wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks know they should...as wood chucks chucking wood is a pretty big waste of good wood. So should wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks chucking wood is such a waste of good wood? I think wood chucks should chuck wood only when there is no good wood for wood chucks to chuck, but bad, chuckable wood for good wood chucks to chuck!!!

 

 

Phew! I'm exhausted! :D

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