Oystein Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Okay, I'm gonna give it a go with some LucasArts bashing here. You have probably heard jokes like this before. Let's see how many we can come up with. If you like fiscal analysis, you might be a LucasArts employee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 ...If you like cancelling decent games, you might be a LucasArts employee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udvarnoky Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 If you love making children cry, you might be a LucasArts employee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 If you love developing games set in space with no plot or decent gameplay whatsoever, you might be a LucasArts employee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMCBatman Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Hey wait, despite cancelling Sam and Max, I still applied for an internship at LEC. I mean, they're still a cool company...sort of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 If you still believe LucasArts is still a cool company, you might be a desperate intern.... wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 You might be a LucasArts employee if... you're feeling unappreciated, unsatisfied and suspect your new boss is Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBRAA Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 You might be a LucasArts employee if... ... you suck. ... you haven't resigned yet ... you are too loyal and faithful to your company that ****s in your face. ... you havent got it yet that you are making a mistake to stick around. ... not above applies, you cum watching the Star Wars movies and yerk off to Leia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 You might be a LucasArts employee if you work at the LucasArts building in California. This game is fun Hold on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystein Posted April 10, 2004 Author Share Posted April 10, 2004 If you think Mike Nelson is sexy, you might be a LucasArts employee. Well I'm glad you like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueZTone Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 ..if you think the real secret of monkey island is a giant monkey robot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 You might be Mike Nelson if... ...you don't think there's enough Star Wars games already on the market. ...you enjoy pulling a game from production a few months before its release. ...you don't mind alienating two decades worth of hard-core fans. ...you're secretly working for another software company and are trying to take down LucasArts from the inside. ...you don't find Sam N Max funny and refreshingly different. ...you enjoy torturing small animals. ...you get an erection when you think about money. ...everyone in the company you head up hates your guts. ...there's several hate threads on previous LucasArts fan sites mentioning your name. ...you've just cancelled Sam N Max 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushguy Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 You might work for Lucasarts' sales department if..... ...you like locking yourself in a small room and ignoring what's going on in the outside world with fans ...you feel happy and proud when you eradicate your loyal fan base ...you think any game in space will sell (hence allowing RTX to ship) ...you're idea of "what people buy" is so warped that a game called "Dead Mouse" which comes with a dead mouse, will be a hit seller! ...you think adventures are too complicated for your own low IQ and therefore must be cancelled, because people only enjoy plot-less mind-less FPS games. ...you worship Mike Nelson and his "wise decisions" ...you like to make stupid decisions, thinking that there will be no consequences ...you say "Boycotts? They can't do anything!" with pride. ...you're Hitler or Osama Bin Laden or Lenin or Mike Nelson, all of which equally evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 You might be a LucasArts employee if... you don't find this amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 If you wash your hands with vinegar, you're a LucasArts employee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 If you keep trying to sneak an application for another job, but keep getting caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddie Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 ... your check stub says "Lucasfilm, LTD." on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daltysmilth Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 You might be a Lucasarts Project Leader if the game you're working on actually needs about another three months worth of work and the vp's decide to ship it tomorrow anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRogerz Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 ...If you wake up in the morning and cry to yourself saying "I don't want to create a model for another ****ing at-at" ...If your reflection in a mirror causes you to question yourself, and question why in the Lords name they cancelled that Sam n Max 2 game you slaved for MONTHS on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 If you have no size perception (COUGHgalacticbattlegroundsCOUGH) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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