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Originally posted by --ZeeMan--

oh god....i know it's not a death scene, but it's MONTY PYTHON

 

alas..poor patsy you're death will not have been in vain

uh..i'm not quite dead yet

hmm...alas poor patsy you will not have been mortally wounded in vain

i think i'll pull through

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I was gonna post that :p

 

"Blue. No, yel... auuuuuuuugh."

 

"I'm getting better!"

:p

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"I'd rather listen to Usher because I've never heard Metallica, and don't really care to."

 

I don't think I'll die for that. Usher's really good.

 

"This is for my country."

 

"So, I assembled the bomb timer upside down?"

 

"Don't worry, there's a 3 second delay on these grenades!"

 

"*hits paddleball* 1,2,3....664,665, 66- DAMNIT! 1,2,3..."

 

As told by Peaches, who I do not know the identity of.¬_¬

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Originally posted by Mike Windu

"I'd rather listen to Usher because I've never heard Metallica, and don't really care to."

 

I don't think I'll die for that. Usher's really good.

Well be glad we aren't in the same country then ;)

 

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"What is soylent green made out of?"

 

"You NRA people can have your guns back 'When you pry them from my cold, dead fingers!'"

 

"Look, Mace lost his lightsaber, he can't be that powerful now!"

(see Clone Wars cartoon, ep 18 for full understanding)

 

:trooper: - "What's with all the teddy bears?"

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"Everyone, stand back! I have no idea what I'm doing!!!!"

 

 

*From Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes Transcript. Custom edited by yours truly ;). It may not be funny, but I like it.*

 

Psycho Mantis:"So you like Nintendo games. Ah, so you like adventure games. So you seem to like the Legend of Zelda? You have not saved in quite a while. You are very careful in avoiding traps......or you are a coward. You are a reckless and powerful warrior."

 

"Damn straight!!!! I'm so powerful I could take on 12 thousand of you and a Ganondorf, you psychotic um, uh.......!"

 

"Psychos?"

 

"Yeah. That's just what I was gonna say. How'd you know?"

 

"Get a clue, I'm a powerful psychic for crying out loud!"

 

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight......."

 

*And that's about it. :cool:*

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While we're being all serious...

 

"Tell my wife, I love her."

 

Screams break the silent night,

 

Awaken in fright,

 

An unnerving flashback,

 

Visions of another time,

 

Eternally retold in their minds,

 

The same fear,

 

Every breath may be the last.

 

They were men once,

 

But that time has long since passed,

 

Faded away,

 

As the moon before dawn.

 

They were men once,

 

But now,

 

They’re just mere shells,

 

Lying around the battlefield.

 

Enjoy that poem too(hey, it fit the situation)

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"Hi IG-64. To prove how much we love you we endow you with this new computer !"

 

"Hi Obi13. Have you ever seen this comic book. Its called superman. I think you'll like it"

 

"Hi TiE23. This is called jolt cola. check it out dude!"

 

"Hi Crow. Do you that what spam means....no silly, not that stuff you get at christmas....let me tell you what it means when you're on the internet!"

 

"Hi Astro. Go onto LF and ask about some JO maps and mods. Then leave....no need to hang around, coz those internet nerds are just plain weird..." :p

 

mtfbwya

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"Hey Astro - Final Fantasy sucks! It's the worst game ever invented! In fact, there's nothing so bad as - hey! What's that in your hands? Lionheart? What are you talking about?" - gurgle of death...

 

"You must have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance..." A few minutes later, "Offer me money..." "Anything you want..." "I want my father back, you SOB" - The Princess Bride

 

"Oh, no problem. We do things like this all the time..."

 

"We will be victorious!"

 

"Join me. You know you'll never truly be one of them..." Desann at the end of JO.

 

Tavion's ranting: "I will not cower as I did before Katarn!"

 

"Please, Jaden. Don't do this! Don't give into your anger! I was wrong!" (No, you were weak...)

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