F-Bomb Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 BeefyBoy squeezes back through the door and heads to the restroom to clean the blood off his face. He sees Marta Richmar mopping the floor. He grabs him by the ankles, holds him upside down, and dunks him in and out of a used (but not flushed) toilet. He is emotionally scarred and cannot do anything but utter gibberish for 3 posts. BeefyBoy slips on some blood on his way out of the restroom and hits his head on the floor. He is down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanLingo Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Lingo walks in the door, sees the fight, and walks back out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Alegis walks in and slips over a banana peeling and is rendered unconcious for 5 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted April 29, 2004 Author Share Posted April 29, 2004 Doomgiver stands in the bar with nobody left to fight, so he smashes a beer bottle on his own head and goes K.O. for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 Gudon wakes up and sees noone up in the bar so he walks to a tabel and bangs his head on it he is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted April 29, 2004 Author Share Posted April 29, 2004 Doomgiver wakes up again, and decides to stay up this time (cuz it hurt!) He grabs a chair, smashes a table, and picks up the table leg. Then he hides behind the bar, with a bottle in his empty hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Bomb Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 BeefyBoy, refreshed from his involuntary nap in the restroom, enters the main bar area hoping to wet his whistle from all the snoring he did. He sees all the self-inflicted injuries and laughs a deep belly laugh. It shakes the room, knocking several neon beer signs from the wall on top of Doomgiver. He is both electrocuted and bludgeoned. He goes down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Gudon walks to Beefboy and offers him a beer then kicks him in the Crot**. OUCH down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 Marta returns to sanity and decides that, as Beefboy just broke the only toilet, the remains are clean enough. He leave the loos, and observes the insanity of the destruction taking place. Utterly disgusted, he leaves the bar for a couple of rounds. (He basically can't shoot anyone, it's a bit like being knocked down, except he's actually up, and not really doing anything. YET!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 After seeing everyone gone Gudon punches himself realy hard Gudon is out for two posts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 Then, Doomgiver wakes up again and he drank all the beer behind the bar. Then he needs to pee and goes to the toilet, only to find it to be broken. Since he's so drunk, he shatters it to pieces and throws the remains out of the door, hitting... Nobody, because Gudon just knocked himself out. Then, Doomgiver throws up over the body's lying on the ground, and decides to take a leak on them too. then he passes out for one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted May 1, 2004 Share Posted May 1, 2004 Being away from the bar, Marta has no idea who's down. So, he presumes that everybody in the bar hears a strange whining noise from outside. If they'd have look out of the window, they'd have seen a 2-Seater X-Wing crash into the bar. Well, one of the seats ejected shortly before the crash, along with a little R2 unit. The entire structure collapses, leaving only a large bar counter remaining in the pile of rubble. The only person who is hurt is Marta, who is concussed for 3 rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 1, 2004 Author Share Posted May 1, 2004 Doomgiver sees theres nobody left to fight. He also sees that it's not as much as a bar fight but more as a street fight now. He picks up a few bricks from what used to be the wall and starts juggling with them, but one falls on his head. Now it would be lame if the next one didn't have anyone to fight, so this time, Doomgiver stays up! (cheer everybody!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Gudon regains conchousnes (Yeah I know I did not spell it right)and grabs the neon bar sign and throws it at doomiver luckely he did not throw it that hard so doomgiver is only out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Tale Kanisaki walks in the bar and hits Gudon over the head with a two by four. Gudon is out for 2 posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanLingo Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Lingo siezes the opportunity to kick Gudon while he's down (against the rules, but hey, this is a barfight). Gudon is out for an extra post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 VanLingo, rules are the rules. They're there to balance the game. Therefore, your not allowed to go against them. I don't know if that means you are banned from this thread or what. If something should be done about it, then we'll just have to wait for a moderater to come if it's serious enough. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Therefore VanLingo, you were not allowed to hit Gudon on that post. You can hit him now thou. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Strike Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Tale Kanisaki trips on a table leg and hits his head on the counter, rendering him unconsious for 2 posts. :jawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 2, 2004 Author Share Posted May 2, 2004 Well, as long as you don't give them more posts down, it's legal. But what you did is not. therefore, Doomgiver grabs lingo by his hairs and slings him against a hanging lamp, knocking him out for 3 posts and another 2 when you wake up and fall down from it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 (Gudon gets up and whacks van lingo out for 5 posts. How do you like it?) (Oh and DG I am just ikidding I did not whack him) Gudon seeing only Doomgiver up walks over to DG but on his way he trips on a peice of rubble and is uout for one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T10 Posted May 2, 2004 Share Posted May 2, 2004 Marta get's up, and observes the destruction he's just caused with a large grin. "Hahahaha! No more bar fight for me! Hehehehehe!" He shouts with glee. He then begins running around in circles before smashing himself into a fast food outlet fat fryer, burning himself for 4 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis_Khan Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Genghis_Khan wakes up, looks around and seeing very little of the bar remaining, gets up. He goes to what used to be the exit, and picks up a two bricks, and throws it in the direction of Tale Kanisaki, the first one hits him, and knocks him out for one post, the second one hits a nearby sign, which falls back on Genghis_Khan, and knock conks him out for another post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 Geez, if ya keep knocking yerself out it's no fun anymore. Alright, Doomgiver just discovered he is a wizard and tried to cast "armageddon". It fails, and a small brick comes falling out of the sky right on Doomgiver's head, knocking him out for 2 posts. There, everybody is down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted May 7, 2004 Share Posted May 7, 2004 Glaive walks past fight, barely dodges a flying bottle *Glaive Grabs doomgiver and pokes out his eyeballs. *doomgiver searching for new set of eyes out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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