NiKo Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 god, she's so perfect. sure, she's a little older than me, but we can work that out. but she never notices me. i've had to go to so many chick flicks just to see her. but its all been worth it. i have to let Jennifer love hewitt know about my undying love for her! any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 the best way of being noticed is to put partisan cheese down the back of her pants... well it worked for me anyhow just go and talk to her, life's too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 yeah, man, it's all about the cheese... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 This is tried and tested: Take a photo of your penis. Post it on a rateme site. Give the girl the link. NOTE: Does not work if your penis is small or deformed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 Originally posted by Jedi-Monkey NOTE: Does not work if your penis is small or deformed. is it concidered deformed if it resembles frodo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 Ewwww *shudders* Great, now I'll have to get an ice-cream scoop, scrape out my brain and wash it with bleaching. Chances are this memory remains. Ewwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 *gets naked and chases alien426 around the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 did you try this -> ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 19, 2004 Author Share Posted May 19, 2004 offcourse! what do you take me for? i know all the tricks. cucumber tucked in pants, rubbing money all over yourself to have the scent of it, wiggling your eyebrows, giggle sweetly after farting... and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Did you try mooning her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 now i'm soo glad that i have a life... wait... i don't have one... i understand you all... and that kind of frightens me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 The cheese should work, but make sure it's edam, it just works better. Don't ask how I know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 do you think that perhaps if i'd smell good enough, i'll manage to do it with Jennifer love hewitt AND Jessica alba at the same time? *droooool* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 of course smelling good is only half the battle... you have to look good too. go out and get yourself an eye patch. this will give you both something to talk about. she'll ask you why you have it, you could go with funny and say you have a drinking problem and then go to take a drink from your bottle but miss your mouth and hit yourself in the eye-patch, (ha ha yeah) or you could go with a story, like you saved a baby from an alligator... or something. anyway... an eye patch is the way too go, something to talk about and you'll look cool too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 i dunno... i think i'll look pretty dumb if i'm naked and have nothing but an eyepatch on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Yeah, but they're celebrities, they don't know that. My advice is, go for it, alba may be slightly harder to get, but just use some turkey egg in your hair and you'll be set (although make sure love-hewitt's on top, just do it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullHW™ Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Being a major ass loser like you myself, i have no idea! Damn the chicks always with the older guys. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE LITTLE MAN??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 i've had to go to so many chick flicks just to see her. but its all been worth it. Why would you pay $8.00+ just to stare at the back of the head of a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by SamNMax Why would you pay $8.00+ just to stare at the back of the head of a girl? back of the head? dude, i dont know how many Jennifer love hewitt movies you've been at, but usually the camera focuses more on her rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally said by NiKo man dude, i dont know how many Jennifer love hewitt movies you've been at, but usually the camera focuses more on her rack. I don't know how many JLH films you've been to, but usually, the camera focuses more on her face and I focus on her rack. Or couldn't you tell the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by NiKo back of the head? dude, i dont know how many Jennifer love hewitt movies you've been at, but usually the camera focuses more on her rack. I'm talking about the girl who goes to the chick flicks. You sit behind her, right? It would look a little incriminating for you to look at her when your're sitting in front of her, or in the same row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted May 21, 2004 Author Share Posted May 21, 2004 Originally posted by SamNMax I'm talking about the girl who goes to the chick flicks. You sit behind her, right? It would look a little incriminating for you to look at her when your're sitting in front of her, or in the same row. erm....huh? who? wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 I don't think he ever mentioned any girls going with him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by SamNMax I'm talking about the girl who goes to the chick flicks. You sit behind her, right? It would look a little incriminating for you to look at her when your're sitting in front of her, or in the same row. I wonder if anyone should tell him NiKo was talking about Jeniffer Love Hewitt, when he said he was in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted May 22, 2004 Share Posted May 22, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi I wonder if anyone should tell him NiKo was talking about Jeniffer Love Hewitt, when he said he was in love? naaahhh, that'd spoil the fun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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