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Originally posted by Doomgiver

And you know because...?

 

my dad is an enginer

 

You are like 13? So, you are probably doing pre-algebra or something to the like? That will prove to be useful as you get into high school, and the math you learn there will help you with many HIGH-PAYING jobs. ;)

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Originally posted by TiE 23

Yah, like my mom says, "You will you algebra EVERY DAY! Some guy will come up to you, and ask you 'What is A + B(3) + -(ad+|F+1+ -g5|) If you answer corectly, you will win one million dollars...' And you will be a millionare!"

Pfftt.... **** that

 

TiE

 

thats not math....

 

if it was like ad + Z = 23 \ 2=?

 

then i could do it. :D

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Originally posted by Pie™

Lol, I read a cartoon where a dude was walking down the street, and suddenly a big thug with a lead pipe stops him;

"Quick, give me the square root of 475, or eat lead, sucker!"

 

It was funnier with illustrations :p

8.660254038.... NOW EAT LEAD SUCKA!

BTW: Im cool with Math, but HATE Algebra! Gimme a word question, and I will answer it in a heart beat.... I like all math I have learned so far, but Algebra... always have, always will! Totally useless and hard to do/understand.

 

TiE

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Originally posted by ZBomber

You are like 13? So, you are probably doing pre-algebra or something to the like? That will prove to be useful as you get into high school, and the math you learn there will help you with many HIGH-PAYING jobs. ;)

 

It's just my luck that I get to be put in the Honor's math classes though, so I'm 13 and learning regular Algebra. :/ Bah, pararell and perpendicular lines are scary.

 

Anyway, you could watch porn. If it's against your beliefs, become an atheist or pagan. Or realize that you think dirty thoughts anyway; not like watching porn is going to be worse. :p

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Originally posted by TiE 23

4. Steal your mom's credit card, buy a video card, and send it to me :)

5. Kill your self.

6. Send e-mails to different people on the forums.

 

TiE

 

All of the above are the same option. :D

 

edit: I read the last one as "send your email address to different people on the forums" ^^;

 

Step 4: Get a chick!

 

Chicks are cute! Until they grow up and become a snappy hen or a belligerent rooster...plus, they require lots of feeding and care. And realize, they won't stay adorable yellow balls of fluff forever! Adult chickens can be alot of responsibility. Be sure to ask your parents before getting a chick! ^_^

 

But it's not quite as easy as all that, I mean, first you have to find a bear trap, and then you have to find some bait (I've noticed jewelry usually gets the best results) And then you have to sit and wait until they get caught, and you can leap out of the bushes and save them and be their hero and they owe you for saving their lives.

 

It takes quite awhile to catch a girl who understands honor well enough to realize that she must stay with you until the time comes as she can save YOUR life. And if you play your cards right that will either never happen, or it'll be so far down the road that she'll have fallen in love with you and won't want to leave. Either way you're IN!

 

Hee hee heeee. :D

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Originally posted by Redwing

Chicks are cute! Until they grow up and become a snappy hen or a belligerent rooster...plus, they require lots of feeding and care. And realize, they won't stay adorable yellow balls of fluff forever! Adult chickens can be alot of responsibility. Be sure to ask your parents before getting a chick! ^_^

 

Bunnies are better...they stay cute forevar!

 

...or you could simply download a couple of gigs of porn :-\

 

Done and done.:D

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