IG-64 Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by Sam Fisher Whoo hoo! smilie (1 110 000 results) versus jedi academy ( 410 000 results) The winner is: smilie AND microsoft (105 000 000 results) versus and (3800 000 000 results) There ya go IG ^^ The winner is: and Huh? I challenged you to defeat THE not microsoft... I'm confoozled. Astro likes men ( 21 400 results) versus Astro has a girlfriend ( 11 700 results) The winner is: Astro likes men The numbers don't lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by Chase Windu Crap (4 600 000 results) vs. New Jedi Order (499 000 results) There you have it. Even crap is way better than the NJO. You didn't need Google to tell you that, did you Chase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggle Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 The phantom menace ( 350 000 results) versus Attack of the clones ( 505 000 results) The winner is: Attack of the clones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arán Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 when =323 000 000 results vs where =200 000 000 results There ya go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Jedi Vs Sith jedi(4 050 000 results) versus Sith( 497 000 results ) winner, is Jedi Obi Wan( 304 000 results) versus Anakin( 451 000 results) winner is Anakin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Chase, I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Lapdance ( 119 000 results) versus Strip Tease ( 429 000 results) Strip Tease wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by Chase Windu Crap (4 600 000 results) vs. New Jedi Order (499 000 results) There you have it. Even crap is way better than the NJO. I actually thought of this one, but using the 'S' word instead, I was waiting to see which student of the encyclopaedia moronicus would post it...Im sorry it was you Chase, cause you were always cooler than Rhett... ah well Sabre, yes I do suck, ask any female member of your family/school/neighbourhood/universe.... mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 Astro sucked his mom: 937 Results Astro sucked his sister: 916 Results Result: Astro sucked his mom (You did say you sucked every female in my universe) *calls all LF females to thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Piece of Dirt vs Piece of Crap Piece of Dirt ( 965 000 results) Piece of Crap ( 758 000 results) Dirt wins!! Google vs Noodle Google (50 600 000 results) Noodle ( 827 000 results) Google pwnZ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 stupid (9 400 000 results) versus smart (27 400 000 results) The winner is: smart Laugh out loud ( 883 000 results) versus lol (6 870 000 results) The winner is: lol (crushing defeat) husband (14 100 000 results) versus wife (29 400 000 results) The winner is: wife dog (54 100 000 results) versus cat (54 200 000 results) The winner is: cat computer (236 000 000 results) versus console (9 380 000 results) The winner is: computer male (41 500 000 results) versus female (37 800 000 results) The winner is: male married (18 100 000 results) versus divorced (2 130 000 results) The winner is: married south (138 000 000 results) versus north (131 000 000 results) The winner is: south (God damn Confederates!) west (111 000 000 results) versus east (79 200 000 results) The winner is: west ugly (5 760 000 results) versus pretty (31 000 000 results) The winner is: pretty google (50 000 000 results) versus yahoo (154 000 000 results) The winner is: yahoo TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Oh he's not a closet anything, Chase. Ya see, in the land of Kangaroos, it's not embarrassing for people over the age of 10 to like the NJO. Ya learn something new every day, huh Chase? Eets > Crap > Aussies > The EU > Jay Leno > A deep rectal itch > New Coke > NJO As you can see, there's nothing worse than the NJO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Eets> Crap > Aussies > The EU > Jay Leno > A deep rectal itch < New Coke < NJO As you can see, there's nothing worse than the NJO. No..you're saying that Jay Leno is >, or greater than, a deep rectal itch, and you're also saying that New Coke is <, or greater than, a deep rectal itch too. I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 There ya go, all fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poggle Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 hhhhmmm jay leno, deep rectal itch, NJO, cant be good in any combination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Originally posted by Chase Windu You purposly saying that you thought of this one and you're trying to insult a person who hates the NJO? Sounds to me like you're a closet NJO geek. obviously you havent wandered down to the EU forum, im hardly in the closet about my fondness for njo... and sabre, that was uncalled for I could do searches like 'sabre sucks a cow' but I wont go there will I....... cmon sabre - lets not fight.....ummm, actually, lets googlefight : Astro 6,890,000 vs Sabretooth 80,200 *runs out, has many better things to do* mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Oh he's not a closet anything, Chase. Ya see, in the land of Kangaroos, it's not embarrassing for people over the age of 10 to like the NJO. Ya learn something new every day, huh Chase? Ya see, I heard somethin similar about males in Iowa over 10 likin' their sisters..... sorta explains a few things.... mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Obi-wan13 (73) vs Boba Rhett (987) winner Boba Rhett Astro (7,600,000) vs Crow (3,940,000) winner Astro Siv (590,000) vs martha stewart (2,490,000) winner martha stewart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 there there siv. Mac vs PC PC wins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Don't worry Siv... Tyrion ( 21 000 results) versus Siv ( 587 000 results) Siv is the Winner. You still beat me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by Siv ... Astro (7,600,000) vs Crow (3,940,000) winner Astro ... *hugs Siv* good to know someone is looking after me.... mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted June 6, 2004 Author Share Posted June 6, 2004 Astrotoy7-5 |GG|Crow's Nest-157,000 Winner-Crowy! Astrotoy7-5 Sabretooth-80,500 Winner Sabretooth!! :evil: THAT SETTLES IT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 past (68 000 000 results) versus present (13 600 000 results) The winner is: past left (91 100 000 results) versus right (157 000 000 results) The winner is: right coffee (25 100 000 results) versus tea (17 300 000 results) The winner is: coffee AK 47 (3 170 000 results) versus M 16 (24 600 000 results) The winner is: M 16 role playing game (3 940 000 results) versus rocket propelled grenade ( 69 500 results) The winner is: role playing game butt (29 800 000 results) versus ass (37 400 000 results) The winner is: ass legal (97 000 000 results) versus illegal (14 000 000 results) The winner is: legal tie (6 310 000 results) versus pie (9 410 000 results) The winner is: pie Alas, I am defeated, by a desert... TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by TiE 23 tie (6 310 000 results) versus pie (9 410 000 results) The winner is: pie Alas, I am defeated, by a desert... TiE Not just a regular dessert, but the best dessert ever! BOOYAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Norway vs. Denmark 17 300 000 16 700 000 the winner: Norway! [edit] gah! where did my spaces go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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