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Has anyone seen the thread 'Raiders of the lost Pants' in the indyjones.net forum?

I will now start a similar thread here in a feeble attempt to liven this forum up a bit.

All you have to do is take a quote from the game and add the word 'pants' in the appropriate place.

 

For example

 

  • Whenever I smell asphalt I think of pants.
  • Now there go some pants I could ride with!
  • They had pants!
  • Thanks for the pants.
  • I still can't believe someone would steal my pants!
  • Nice pants! Where'd you find them?
  • He's back at the gas tower!
    He's got pants that kid.
  • Are we headed for pants up the road?
    No, we're in them.
  • Oh, just your average everyday pre-regulation destroyer-class solid-fuel recoil pants.

Please add to my list cos some of these are really lame and I need a laugh.

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...your pants are fine. It's whats between them that scares me. :D

 

I'm looking for my pants.

 

...and if you come to the pants meeting with us, you'll find out what it is.

 

If you wanna buy pants, you should go find the rottwheelers.

 

...whats the matter? Don't like pants? It blew up. Uhh, sorry i missed that.

 

Cavefish got his pants in their hideout, you know. The entrance is totally hidden, unless you got those weird cavefish pants.

 

So far...

 

Greetings from Germany

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I can't believe these were skipped:

 

"I'm selling these fine leather pants."

 

"...take his pants and ride ahead..."

 

"Let out your pants and ride... Full Throttle..."

 

And, sadly, a mini-Kickstand Karaoke entry for this thread...

 

"December 61'.

my pants were way too tight

Still on my butt you see

both leg cuffs riding hiiiigh.

Right now if you sniffed 'em

you wouldn't breathe very well,

you'd need some oxygen

to score a break from the biker smell.

 

Is this the legacy of

this thread for too many

that I see?

The kind of boredom that's

discussin' the cloth above

and below my knees.

The "Great LEC's"

sequel axe fell on my head

Kickstand's dead and vacant now -

But, relax, it just looks that way instead.

After a while of

no wisecracks, updates or rants...

I have returned to you and

I'm back and so, too are my pants..."

 

F&@k the "sequel sadness" - Time to throw code! ;)

"Sorry for the inconvenience" - God

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