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I have to take out some frustration...

 

 

dargh!!

I had a beard that i was growing for 4 months now! 4 freaking months!

it was looking really cool...

i wanted to keep growing it!

 

and last night, my drunk dad came to me with scizzors and tried cutting it off, saying i look like a young ben laden. i tried to fight, but he just snipped almost 3 months of growth away!

then he said i looked like a drug addict before, and now i look like a human being.

!"#%&@

 

and the worst part is, he didnt even cut it straight!

so now my left side of my beard is longer than the right side!

 

 

 

:mad::(

 

there..i'm done for now

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I'd even it out...

 

 

 

...and im sorry that your Dad was being a pisshead. I hate it when parents do the whole "YOU LOOK LIKE AN EXTREMIST" thing. When I used to spike my hair in liberty spikes (note the word liberty), my Mom said I looked like a Neo-Nazi. When I wore eyeliner (because all the girls told me I was hot when I wore eyeliner) she said I looked like someone with gender issues, like Hitler. Now that I have short hair and no make up, and growing a goatee she thinks I look like a beatnik. Fah.

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Originally posted by Joshi

I tried a beard once, but it irritated me and made me look shabby, so I just shaved. Go for the baby skin man, the girls love it!

 

i know, i used to be a baby face all my life. nothing would grow on my face.

i remember my classmates and friends teasing me about never being able to grow anything.

then one year later - wham! (wham? maybe 'poof')

i had a goatee.

 

and i think the reason i'm growing my beard and moustache is, that when i grow it, i get a lot of girls saying i look like johny depp

and he's concidered HOT, right?

 

chris, be a beatnik. beatniks are da sexorz!1#

 

 

or so i've heard

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Originally posted by NiKo

and i think the reason i'm growing my beard and moustache is, that when i grow it, i get a lot of girls saing i look like johny depp

and he's concidered HOT, right?

 

Oh dude, listen, it'll never work. I had a beard like his once and the two girls in my class who were die hard Depp fans (seriously) hated me. It wasn't because of the beard, it was just... they hated me... too nice or something, whatever. What I'm saying is, you need a little more than a Depp tash and beard. Perhaps money.

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Originally posted by NiKo

i know, i used to be a baby face all my life. nothing would grow on my face.

i remember my classmates and friends teasing me about never being able to grow anything.

then one year later - wham! (wham? maybe 'poof')

i had a goatee.

 

and i think the reason i'm growing my beard and moustache is, that when i grow it, i get a lot of girls saing i look like johny depp

and he's concidered HOT, right?

 

chris, be a beatnik. beatniks are da sexorz!1#

 

 

or so i've heard

 

 

ya damn straight they're the sexorz!1#

 

i've heard it too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

and they say you look like johnny DEPP? damn, dude, i have a friend of mine who literally CRIED when she saw Pirates of the Carribbean because she thought he was so hot.

 

lucky butt, you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOW I REALLY NEED A GOATEE. plus eyeliner.

 

 

 

and a theatre class.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and i'll woo as many as i can with my guitar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeeaaaah. woo.

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and a cool pirate hat chris, dont forget the pirate hat.

 

funny thing is, when i get a bit tipsy, i tend to act like depp in POTC.

but i dont have the hat. dammit

 

i also dont have his cheekbones, his body, and most probably his genitals

 

but my facial hair grows just like his! and that makes me m-m-m-macho!

 

 

 

*hides a sob*

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