NiKo Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 I'm a bit tense right about now... It seems like I'm gonna be daddy *faints* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ...congrats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 or judging by the thread title, commiserations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampireNaomi Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 I'd say congrats, but since I don't know your age or whether you love the to be mother or not... I'll say "Good luck!" instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 I'm turning 20 in april, and I dont love her. no oh why couldnt I just listen to my mother and be gay?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Only one way out: the monastery. Or you could fake your own death. Go wild, there's plenty of inspiration in multi-sequel movies. Freddy did a lot of reappearances. Blofeld, LeChuck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 No, be gay *flaps hand* like me. here's my bum chum from the gay parade in some place *looks at shocked faces* I WAS JOKING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Riiiiight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 oy! it was a joooooooooooooookkkkkeeeeee. yeah, that's right, jookie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 I dont know what a 'jookie' is...but you should have that checked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Originally posted by NiKo I'm a bit tense right about now... It seems like I'm gonna be daddy *faints* uhh...dude... ...condom, much? i'm assuming she's keeping the child... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 it was the heat of the moment kinda thing, and my condom is always in my wallet...which is always in my pants...which werent on me at the moment. I didnt even get to the 'grand finale' if you know what I mean...Didnt shoot my manjuice at all... but still, her period is a few days late now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 In all technicalllity if you didn't... then she couldn't possbliy be... or is there some biological fact they left out in the public school systems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 ****. Sucks to be you I guess. It's all my fault for not telling you about prophylactics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 hey. wait a second. heat-oteh-moment-eyh? not-in-lurve-huh? hmm. before you are going to be the father.. make sure you are the father. i mean. you know? you know?? err.. and if you leave the condom away.. please.. decrease the chance.. have fun and put it somewhere else. skinkie.. err.. sometimes.. a man.. you know.. there are those.. uuhhhmm.. and you dont need.. errr.. *ahem* *nods*? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie In all technicalllity if you didn't... then she couldn't possbliy be... or is there some biological fact they left out in the public school systems? ...i don't know about you, but i learned that there is a fluid that comes out before the actual "manjuice" and it contains sperms, too... quote from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen: "When a male is sexually excited, a small amount of a clear fluid (pre-ejaculate) may leak out of the penis before orgasm and ejaculation. One reason that coitus interruptus ("withdrawal" of the penis from the vagina just before the ejaculation of the penis) is not a very effective contraceptive method during heterosexual intercourse is that this pre-ejaculate fluid may also contain sperm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 Oh if there's a baby on the way I am so the father. at least this time I'm sure about it... hey, but on the bright side...at least I got laid:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 at least you can see a bright side after soooo-much-information. offered by pille. see, mr doc .. i said exactly the same. does it need to be so.. graphic?? arrgh!!! *sigh* dont get me wrong. graphic is good. 'graphic' as in.. fraught with man's foam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 ...that wasn't really graphic... you don't want me to toss out graphics... believe me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Originally posted by NiKo I dont know what a 'jookie' is...but you should have that checked I was jokin' cause I spelt it "joookkkeeeeeeee" w/ loads of "e's" so it sounded like "jookie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 It's kinda sad how people treat a sudden child as if they just condemned themself to death. Therefore, I whole-heartedly yell "CONGRATULATIONS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Oh, uh, oops, I posted here *counts under breath* uh... three times and still not said !!!!!!!!!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 Dude, it's a change, life changes happen all the time, just go with the flow and adjust, you'll soon find it's not so bad after the kid's born. Even if you don't love the girl, just go with it, it may not be as bad as you think. And if all else fails, you could always start a new life in Cuba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 or mexico. I heard they make great salsas'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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