Deac Posted December 24, 2004 Author Share Posted December 24, 2004 *Deac, Syrnl and Orthos burst in the head office to see a large struggling crate and a figure sat in a chair with their back turned* Deac: Alright, Lokpihet, hand over Real Deac *The case shudders* Lokpihet: We're in here *The chair turns and is occupied by none other than...* Deac: REAL DEAC! Real Deac: Yes. You see, I masterminded this whole scheme to make a good holiday special. As you can see, it didn't go quite as planned. Syrnl: Well with those yanks and their finals... Real Deac: Yes...a shame. No matter, I think we got the intended job of the holiday special done *Reletha and Lokpihet get out of the box* Lokpihet: Oh yeah, this was just a plan to lure you all...to the Christmas party *Streamers fall from the ceiling and a band begins to play* Deac: Is this just random or a total cop-out ending *Walks into wall* Hey! *Real Deac chuckles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 *Alysara walks in on Cracken, who is sitting infront of giant red button that says "Push only to Destroy the Planet Deac is on. (In small print) Only if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to." Alysara: So, dad, you gonna waste 'em? Cracken: Nah, i'll just watch them get around earth. it'll be funny. Then i'll blow 'em up. *Camra pans out to reveal.... The Crimson Star! as the Earths moon! DUN DUN DUN!!!* Crimson Star: Hey, wasn't i blown to heck awhile back? Me: Yeah, but i'd be funny. That, and i haven't used a WMD in a bit, so i'm feeling quite bored. Besides, Europe sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDog Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 *Craken hears feet tapping behind him.* Sellenna: So Euope sucks, huh? Sophie: I believe the Earthlings have a technichal term for where you are right now, "Deep ****." *The rest of BD's characters stand in the doorway. Including a very irate Agamarian Army.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 26, 2004 Author Share Posted December 26, 2004 Real Deac: Europe sucks eh? *He types some more and Cracken walks into a wall* Real Deac: I can godmode real bad when the urge takes me. *Syrnl grabs the keyboard* Syrnl: Give me that! *Continues wall-butting* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 *Rwos looks up at Earth's moon* Rwos: That's no moon! That's a---God, I can't finish this. Who exactly is writing my lines? Me: That would be me, you know, the person whose head you live in. And who doesn't make you pay rent. K'Warra: So are we all going to mysteriously appear on the moon now? I think someone needs to save BD's overrated army from Cracken's overrated Sleeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 Alyssa looks around... Alyssa: Um, Wildjedi? Are you there? Of course, I am! Alyssa: That's great. Can Cat and I get back to our time period now? Oh, I suppose. Alyssa: Thank you! (Alyssa and Cat vanish in a bright flash.) Nom and Tarila really don't get much action... Alyssa will be joining the main thread soon... Tarila: Oh, good. She's cool... for a Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 (((Now what in gods name is this madness?))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleDog Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 *The Army cradle their blaster rifles.* Flax: Prepare the heavy weapons! Hal: Uh, Dad? The Tanks don't fit through the corridors. Flax: Then make the corridors fit. Drago: Oh I'm going to enjoy this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 Kaildor wanders into the office where the christmas part and picked up a small glass of champigan and began talking to the potted plant in the conner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 Cracken: I didn't say Europe sucks, my author did! Me: *Unseen voice from above* well... he's got a point, a really bad one, but it's true. Cracken: so HA! Ya'lll better leave or i'll get the hose...... Alysara: Dad, there are no hoses... Cracken:... thanks hun, that was my bluff ya know.... now i just gotta kill them all in a rediculusly overkill kinda way. (sighs) *Insert mass glowy and screaming type stuff here, ending in a big giant OMFGWTFBBQ blast emiting from Cracken, killing everyone, and blowing up the Crimson star* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 *The characters are left in an endless void* Deac: Great job. No more sequels for us now. Oh well Orthos: Who's up for Dungeons and Dragons! THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 ((Heh, D&D. A year ago I didn't know what that was...then my friend's soon-to-be-stepdad got her into it, and she got me and a bunch of our friends into it, and I got a shiny new Player's Handbook for Christmas and did I mention I won't be around New Year's Day because of it? It's an interesting system, and since I love world mechanics I've played around with converting various races like my gargoyles to D&D...and maybe "Blade" would be interesting as a template + prestige class...too bad the magic system is way different from the Aetherverse (Rwos' universe) [endspeech] )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 [Just got the money to order the complete rulebook set....] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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