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I bet he just went on a drinking binge because he thought he was gonna die, found himself having to urinate badly and got extremely lucky. :xp:

 

 

My re-enactment of the probable exchange between him and rescuers:

 

R: WOAH! Sir, we've been looking all over for you! Were have you been?

 

MAN: Huh? Oooooh look shnow! Ahahaha! *points*

 

R: ... sir?

 

MAN: I pisshhed out the window and here I'm! *barf*

 

R: ....You... you were trapped in your car and shot urine out the window to melt snow and get yourself free?

 

MAN: Wuh? HOW I SHOT PISS?

 

Followed promptly by his pants falling down and him passing out.

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Originally posted by Boba Rhett

I bet he just went on a drinking binge because he thought he was gonna die, found himself having to urinate badly and got extremely lucky. :xp:

 

 

My re-enactment of the probable exchange between him and rescuers:

 

R: WOAH! Sir, we've been looking all over for you! Were have you been?

 

MAN: Huh? Oooooh look shnow! Ahahaha! *points*

 

R: ... sir?

 

MAN: I pisshhed out the window and here I'm! *barf*

 

R: ....You... you were trapped in your car and shot urine out the window to melt snow and get yourself free?

 

MAN: Wuh? HOW I SHOT PISS?

 

Followed promptly by his pants falling down and him passing out.

 

:rofl:

 

You have a zany sense of humor :xp:

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He should have just poored the beer and disolved the snow, but he probably didn't want to waste it, what a dumbass

 

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Originally posted by Tyrion

Believe me, it sucks. My dad let me have a sip of some beer before, it tastes like bubbled liquified crap.

 

Oh believe me, I don't plan to. I never want to drink, or smoke, or anything of the matter.

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