Boba Rhett Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Oh sweet mercy, yes. Just when you thought Uwe Boll couldn't get any worse, what with Alone in the Dark just being released, he goes and does this: Right Click/Save Here To Hurt Yourself ~11megs PUT DOWN THE CAMERA, UWE. I'm not exactly sure what kind of deal you must have made with Satan to become a director but it can't be worth seeing all this suffering caused by you. ... What a minute.... maybe Uwe is Satan. It's all coming together now. We are so on to you, Boll. "I direct the movies that make the whole world cry." - Uwe Boll, circa - just now Not even the combined hotness of Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez can save this, which is an amazing feat of suckatude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 You're only a few months late.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 .................terrible................. shes much hotter in the games.....lol.... and perhaps that is where she should stay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Simpson Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Uwe Boll is a disgrace. After the press he gets, and the absolutely horrible reviews his movies receive, I simply cannot understand why anyone would want to sign Boll for a new project. Why would anyone want to have their franchise raped and pissed on by one of the worst directors ever is beyond me... You should read one of his recent interviews with Filmforce where he talks about Alone in the Dark and his other upcoming projects. I quote... It's really brutal and there is stuff in it, we have a really, really hot sex scene with Lokken where she is completely naked. I've yet to read an interview with him where you can't laugh at every paragraph, because he's so incoherent and stupid. There is stuff in it... Bwahahaha! Die, Uwe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leper Messiah Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 nonononono i simply wont have this - here is a much worse trailer: http://static.howstuffworks.com/mpeg/wotw-trailer.wmv and that ones for the version i like! heres another trailer thats also worse than this here BloodRayne: http://www.waroftheworlds.com/ (trailer loads automatically) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Oh dear Christ. Why. It burns us. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 check this out http://www.uweboll.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 That's disgusting. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 That website is fantastic though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 The trailer wasn't all that bad, it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad, I think the movie might be good, it has some of the best actors in it. Please don't kill me:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lassev Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by TheOutrider The trailer wasn't all that bad, it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad, I think the movie might be good, it has some of the best actors in it. You must be living in a joyous world indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Dude. I live in a joyous world. and that's a crap trailer. What was the budget? 5 dollars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Yeah and they spent the budget getting Kristanna Loken drunk enough to take the role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Well, at least this Bloodrayne movie doesn't have Tara Reid as an archeologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I am aware. It sucks badly. The horror. I am sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by wassup Well, at least this Bloodrayne movie doesn't have Tara Reid as an archeologist. Tara Reid should be banned from starring in movies now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 The thing is, Uwe BOll is buying movie rights to games that could actually make awesome movies if done by the right person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 I suggest we kill him. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Oh. My. Lord. NO. [edit] Turns out to be a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by lassev You must be living in a joyous world indeed... No its just my opinion and besides, some movies have horrid, foul, disgusting...*goes on for hours*trailers and the movies are awesome, and come on you can't think its THAT bad. I don't live in a joyous world, I live in a ghetto/suburb, get it right next time:p *pokes fun at mike windu* Oh and never judge a movie by the trailer... Let me have my opinion or I swear that I will hunt you down and eat you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 This one is pretty terrible. Yet, the War Of The Worlds trailer is much, much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 wow, this is a very masochistic thread Im not touchin those trailers, my crappy 56k dialup time is precious But seriously, is anyone *really* surprised that Bloodrayne = OK game = shyte movie On the other hand SW Full Trailer mid march....I am still deciding if I will allow myself to see it ! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 If I see this movie, it'd only be for the gratuitous sex scene. I seriously think that's going to be the only reason it gets any money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 gratuitous sex scene with Kristanna Loken? Hmmm, I dont know if it would be worth the torture........ probably not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by ET Warrior gratuitous sex scene with Kristanna Loken? Hmmm, I dont know if it would be worth the torture........ probably not.... But she is in a corset and has fangs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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