CapNColostomy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 A slightly old story, by a month or so. But chack this here out. http://www.adn.com/24hour/weird/story/2140387p-10198034c.html My mom was never that cool. [EDIT] Here's the story at the link for those of you too lazy to click the link. I know you're out there. Mom allegedly beats sons over marijuana The Associated Press Published: February 11th, 2005 Last Modified: February 22nd, 2005 at 12:45 PM SMYRNA, Ga. (AP) - A mother has been arrested for throwing cans of beer at her children and beating her oldest son after he refused to roll joints for her, police said. Beverly Fisher, 48, was arrested Wednesday after her 11-year-old son called police and told them that his intoxicated mother was in possession of drugs and threw beer at him, said Lt. Keith Zgonc of the Smyrna Police Department. Marijuana and several beer cans were found in the home, he said. The oldest son, 14, said his mother assaulted him after he refused to roll marijuana cigarettes for her, Zgonc said, and the 11-year-old had scratches from where Fisher had thrown a knife at him during an earlier incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 "Timmy, roll me another blunt!" "No mom, drugs are bad!" "Why you little #@$%!!!" Ahh, it warms me heart. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Such maternal love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 whats even more worrying is that there seems to be a law enforcement officer from a distant planet called Lt. Zgonc.... damn earthling women and their joints * * * In all seriousness though, i think that is quite sad. These two kids are just 14 and 11 and have been introduced to drugs by the person who should educating and protecting them against them...... ah, crap and then people wonder why kids are all messed up..... frickin parents mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 This must make Mike Windu feel a little more normal. Why are these mothers going so crazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 The real question is: why aren't more going crazy. I mean, they have to put up with a lot of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 Wow. I have a feeling it'll be a slow mail day for her, come mothers day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted March 12, 2005 Share Posted March 12, 2005 That article makes it sound like it's hard to roll them yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrackan Solo Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Its like getting in trouble for NOT doing drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 I know, she was probably white, but this woman was just perfect. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa_0 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 LOL Tie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 ... Wish my mom had pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wassup Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Guess the saying "Mother Knows Best" doesn't exactly apply here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalukai Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 meh she should have just offered to spilt the sack with her if they would comply... kids these days are too damn hyper anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith ... Wish my mom had pot. must.....not....make......momma........jokes [/runs out of thread before he makes smartass joke about sithyz mom] * * * my mum had pots, and pans and a wok too .... I miss her cooking mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Reminds me of the mom that was complaining about construction work around her house and the noise affecting her unborn child while she's smoking. Some people just shouldn't reproduce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Oh noes!! Spare the children! TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomie Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Oh yeah, i remember that article. The 'best' part was that she is smoking on that picture... On topic: What kind of mother does drugs anyway? Or has kids when she's doing drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by Doomie On topic: What kind of mother does drugs anyway? Or has kids when she's doing drugs? An addict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by GothiX An addict. An addict with children.... addicted to drugs... not like, addicted to other crap like gum or Final Fantasy, a bad addiction, like pot or coke. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Marijuana isn't half as bad as many other drugs. It's just ****ing expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by GothiX Marijuana isn't as bad as cigarettes. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Originally posted by GothiX Marijuana isn't half as bad as many other drugs. It's just ****ing expensive. ...Says the guy from the Netherlands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Hey, I can know. And Sithy; depends. Black Devil cigarettes aren't as bad as weed, really. (And they taste way better than normal ciggies, of course.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 WOW Usually, it's the Mom that beats her son because she found out HE smoked weed or caught him doing it, but I'd never expect this. How ironical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.