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...the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

 

 

30-inch!!!! thats an insane burrito!

 

 

o and you gotta Lady's threads! They are quite comical

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Thats the best thing ive read all week. I would love to be that kid making who ever told the police about a strange package looke like a complete idiot. I can't stand those kind of people...we have them in my neighborhood, you have to explain every freaking thing you were doing from the time you got outa bed to the time you stand there talking to the annoying person...Now I just ignore them...only took me about 8 freaking years.

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Originally posted by Dagobahn Eagle

Burritos don't kill people, people kill people

 

That burrito sounds pretty dangerous to me.

 

ANyone remember that 80s movie set in cold war america where they were all paranoid that the russians were invading.

 

I think the stupidity factor of the current american paranoia has possibly even eclipsed the height of the "damn ruskies" period... :D

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