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Saw this somewhere, thought it was hilarious


If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

*paTTon has joined the game.*

*Churchill has joined the game.*

*benny-tow has joined the game.*

*T0J0 has joined the game.*

*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

*Stalin has joined the game.*

*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this is bad i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america's bad

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: Oh NOOOz Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got anythin to help, sry

Churchill: Huh? the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: mm2 k thanks

paTTon: tearface :'(

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do nothin til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is weak u guys are bad

*deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFL

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: -Something about comin for you-

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little turd ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: No way. gg

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army

Hitler[AoE]: thats complete poop u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wat u want me to do, im on the other side of the world dee dee dee

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path


Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

T0J0: o i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be a John Cummings

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh help

Hitler: o man ur done

paTTon: oh what now

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my stuff

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: -Edit-

benny~tow: that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say -edit-

paTTon: coming to get u hitler

Stalin: rofl


Hitler[AoE]: u guys are lame

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

benny~tow: OMG you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFL LOL LOL LOL

Stalin: OMG!

Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game is bad

*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: my teammates are bad

benny~tow: quiet you

Roosevelt: haha wut a Wibl

paTTon: wat am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: EEEeeeeeeek!

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to canada roffle

paTTon: afk

Eisenhower: yah this is terrible

*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: 5?

Eisenhower: Gettin a ringer

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY cows! I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wat is nukes?


*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

*The Allied team has won the game!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg

T0J0: I hate you

*T0J0 has left the game.*

*Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: Meanies.

tru_m4n: quiet commie lol

*tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

*Churchill has left the game.*

*benny~tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all

*Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

*paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o poop

*paTTon has left the game.*

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