DarthAve Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 OMG, you go to snopes too? I luv that site! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 This post edited for stupidity and a lack of correct spelling and grammar. Happy Holidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Okay, are we gonna have the celebration of cultures or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 No. We are going to hassle over the fineries of politically correct holiday greetings in an effort to be all-inclusive until we are left with only the common ground that snow is wet and elves are real, but they work for Wal-mart. So. I will have Zoom's Day ALL BY MYSELF. It's my holiday now, bitches. I will get gloriously drunk on fine cognac, raving stoned on hashish and stagger about in the yard in my long underwear. Hannukah? Twelve days it is! Christmas? Give me your presents, and womenfolk for use by the fire! Kwanzah? Pass me that blunt, yo. Ramadan? Well, I-- *(Suddenly whips out a big sword and spins around to see who's standing behind him.)* Anyway, I hereby proclaim the universal winter festival to be: Zoom's Day. (Except in the southern hemisphere, where it's the summer holiday. Whatever.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Well....does Robert Goulet celebrate Zoom's Day? He is cool, him and his Robert Goulet cell phone ring tones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 *Sings Christmas carols* Jolly ole' Saint Thrikolas... la la la la LA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 That's a clever one, right there. Robert Goulet should write a song about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Christmas? Hehe. Surprisingly, I will be not there where I wanted to be, and I felt kinda sad about this, so I changed my mind and decided I want to be somewhere else, so now, and even more surprisingly, I will be there where I want to be. Hey, this ain't bad, huh? So, uuhm should be like .. into the club at 1 (as in "it's dark outside") - I don't really know. - out of the club at 4 (as in "dusk"). Yah mon, indeed, my life's way beyond being more than a complete mess and all, but I like Berlin for offering the opportunity to go deeper into that for further investigation and to waste time, health and chi. However. The sooner I party myself to death, the sooner I have valid prove at hand for there is no god, or if there is I can be sure about having to deny his very existence, for him being a farthead and no good father at all. Not to mention mean and stinky. Aaand.. okay, there's something else, but I can't seem to remember it right now, but I'm almost sure it was about 'having acute schizophrenic episodes' or the like. .. Did I say farthead already? Yeah. Also. It's not about being lovely, honest, nice and giving respect and love to others at 'christmas' - it's about being lovely, honest, nice and giving respect and love to others for your whole ****ing life although most likely you're not going to get something back. So. Errm. Who the hell said it must be for christmas? Grumpy? No. In love. It's christmas time ya know? Oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabez Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 I'm not sure about love but I do wish the world was more fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 It's captured by "giving respect", but what do I know, so I'll just add it to my "list". Err.. that way I'm more fair and such, and it's my gift to you. *tear* I love you, Gabesznic. *hugs* *reaches for wallet* *runs off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Merry Christmas, everybotty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 It's not Christmas.....yet. Jack Skellington and the people of Halloweentown still have 6 days to make a very spooky Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 No, they just want to make fun of you after you did. "HAHA" - that's how they gonna laugh at you. Or perhaps just put it on my Psychonauts website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Everyone's trying to gang up on me. "QUIT THROWING THOSE DANG ERASERS AARON! I'm gonna put a knife in your heart and hang you from the cafeteria ceiling!" Oh sorry, flashback. Poor Aaron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Wait, I just noticed something... is Santa touching himself? What a naughty boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 HE has to stay Merry all the time, give him a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Why is santa fat? Because he eats so much! *BWahahaahahahah!!1* I'm too funny. Merry holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 You're probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Why is santa fat? Because he eats so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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