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StormHammer

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*** That was when the "Anime Drawing of Some Chicks in Santa Claus Suits" War began....

 

Many lost their lives and many more lost their testicles from teenage angst and hornyness. It started in South America with guerrilla fighting in the Columbian jungles. It then spread to Africa, were sharp shooters ruled the deserts of the Sahara and the plains of central Africa. The tank wars started in Europe, when the "LF Dorks" grew in power, the 3 powerful factions materialized, the "Leftys", the "Rightys", and "One in teh Middle." The armies grew in size and power, nuclear weapons were pondered to be used. The "Leftys" captured the artist of the picture and demanded the "Left girl" or they would use nukes.

 

The war met it's climax in 2260, the war had been fought over 7 generations and the leaders of each faction where direct decendants of the original "LF Dorks". Nuclear winter had decended long ago. The war was infested everywhere and the entire planet was engulfed in war, until in a move of great bravery, the "Rightys" invaded Antartica and launched a huge satellite into orbit with giant laser thingies and destroyed the others. The ultimate victors were TiE23 VII and Mike Windu VIII (TiE23 III and Mike Windu III assasinated Sabretooth III when there was a strugle of power during the great bombing raids of Hong Kong).

 

They ultimately found it to be a waste of time, but none the less kept a picture of the "Right Girl" under their pillows every night.***

 

THE END! ^o^

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