Jae Onasi Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 This morning, I was parking my car, and right next to me was a car with a bumper sticker that said: "My ship finally came in, but it was the Kobayashi Moru!" I've been chuckling ever since. What are some of your favorite short/pithy sayings or bumper stickers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Saw a gem last week: "Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 One for RJM: "I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every moment of it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 "Visualize Using Your Turn Signal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 "Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinkle Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Honk If You Think I'm Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Jesus Loves you Everyone else just thinks you're and a**hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 One I've always wanted to see: "F***wit On Board" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon II Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 FUSH BUCK! The classic one, even though I am a Republican. I love that bumper sticker so much, along with: I found Jesus! He was behind my sofa this entire time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimmerman Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Here's one of my favorites: "JESUS LOVES YOU! (but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole)" EDIT: I actually didn't see that Snafu7 had already posted this. This sticker is on a friend of mine's car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 FUSH BUCK! The classic one, even though I am a Republican. "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 One of my favorites during the gasoline crisis in the 70's was: "Save gas, f@rt in a jar!" It was particularly funny because I was at the point in my life where all noisy body functions were considered hilarious. One of my favorite keyfobs says "You're depriving some poor village of its idiot!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spinkle Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 If you don't like my driving, stay off the ****ing sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Jesus Loves you Everyone else just thinks you're and a**hole Stole my thunder That's the best one I've ever seen. But the second best: Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Shouldn't these be in the Lighter Side of Life? Best one: Out of the way, I AM SIXTEEN! More coming later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Why are you reading this? WATCH THE ****ING ROAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 If you can read this, you don't need glasses. That's about the only good one I've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I feel 'Cartman-esque' for this one, however it's still funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Shouldn't these be in the Lighter Side of Life? Best one: Out of the way, I AM SIXTEEN! More coming later. I thought there were so many hilarious bumper stickers out there that this would probably need its own thread. Keep 'em coming--these are hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 ^^^^ I could post a few pages worth of them, but they would be deleted and I would be banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "Obey Gravity...It's the law" I have that one on my car, I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 More a-plenty. You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. And on the 8th day, God sobered up. It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I SWERVE to HIT People at Random! # Honk If You Want To See My Finger # Honk if you love me Honk if you're horny Honk if you are just a honker Honk all you want, I'm deaf Honk if you love peace and quiet. Honk If Anything Falls Off Horn broken - watch for finger If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer. Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician. I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off. Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that. Nothing political is correct. I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 This one's neither a bumper sticker or a saying, it's a shirt, but it (politically) balances out my last one: By the way, in case you can't read it, Canada is 'TBA'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Nice list, Hallucination. I had to roll around on the floor a bit until I could post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Very nice Hallucination I fell back in my chair from laughing so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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