BrontoX Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I still think he has a bunch of story-altering mods. Impossible i looked in every possible site with mods they don't exist (at least not yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Here's some cut content. Mira: Oh, well, it's not really a competition. I mean, you're kind of an idiot, Atton. And you don't shower enough. And you scratch your... equipment... when you think no one's looking. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW!?!?! That is classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 i thought that was cut content? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 It is, all or most of the files needed are still in the folders, they just aren't coded into the plot anymore. So it's (relatively) easy to put that in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Found some funny Jolee quotes at Wookipedia Jedi Exile: "I believe it's called 'Pulling a Bindo'" Brianna: "Pulling...a Bindo?" Jedi Exile: "Sorry, bad joke, bald man, long story..." Lashowe: "Do you know how many Sith there are on this planet??" Jolee Bindo: "Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!" Canderous Ordo: "Nice one, old man." Jolee Bindo: "Thank you. It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldberry Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Shem some of the stuff you post is obviously modded, others are clearly real, and the rest are most disturbing... No, really, you have this down to a T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 This one will always be a classic for me HK-47: 'Recitation: Yes, as I said, I am an assassin droid. It is my primary function to burn holes through meatbags that you wish removed from the galaxy... Master.Oh, how I hate that term.' Exile: 'What..., "Meatbag?"' HK-47: 'Answer: No, Master. Ah, I said it again.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta-1207 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Jolee has a great repertoire of funny lines. My favorite are those he says when he is on the Leviathan. "You shouldn´t have done that, sonny. What you did was very wrong. Admiral Karath won´t like it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_Onasi Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 "Sigh…You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!" — Jolee Bindo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Shem some of the stuff you post is obviously modded, others are clearly real, and the rest are most disturbing... No, really, you have this down to a T. If you really want to see something obviously modded, then check this pic out. This is "OBVIOUSLY" modded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Y'know, Bastila probably would do something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ^No, that's more of a Mission thing IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_Onasi Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 No. . .I defiantly think Bastila would do someting like that. Hilarious pic Shem!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta-1207 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 That pink blade is really cool. : ) Carth´s "Noooo!" on the Leviathan always cracks me up. :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 The Exile when being told of the Red Sun bounty hunters. "So two beautiful twi'leks are hunting me. How is that bad?" This is even funnier with Brianna in your party, who bristles at the comments you make. Also the conversation with the one who 'dresses in leather and has a bunch of attitude.' Mire: Why? Are you trying to be my father? No thanks, already have one. Somewhere. Exile: Come on, I can't be that bad. Give me a chance. Mira: Are you sure you're a Jedi? That exile of yours must have gone on longer than I thought. Look, you're way too old for me. Even if I was interested you couldn't handle me anyway. I mean, you're really good in a fight. And you have those intense eyes, and it's obvious you take care of your body, but I really don't have the luxury of getting attached to you. Besides, you already have your little entourage. I don't want to be a part of the pack, you know? Exile: What are you talking about? Mira: Look, if we start sharing a bunk, the other girls will get upset, and then I'd have to kick the hell out of them to show them who;s the pack leader around here. No thanks. You're sweet, old guy. But let's keep it professional. Exile: I'm not that old! Mira: It's more than age. I thought I'd seen a lot but you look like a hundred inside. Exile: Fine. Didn't think you'd run away from a challenge. Mira: Run away? You're the one who couldn't handle me - I'd kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven_Onasi Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Carth´s "Noooo!" on the Leviathan always cracks me up. haha, yeah I always laugh when he does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Yeah, it sounds like he's reading a script. Which he is, but they can at least hide it a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Let's go back in time when HK-47 originally used the term "Meatbag" on Darth Malak, which inspired Darth Revan to program HK-47 use the term meatbag on all living organics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Neat, although HK needs to have something like 'statement' at the beginning. Having Malek (not Darth Malek) and unmasked Revan probably wouldn't hurt either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Neat, although HK needs to have something like 'statement' at the beginning.I totally agree. In fact within an hour after I put this pic up I realized that I forgot that. It took awhile to get the whole shot with Revan, Malak, HK-47, Saul Karath, and crew. So after I finally got the visual I wanted, I rushed the dialogue of it. Having Malek (not Darth Malek) and unmasked Revan probably wouldn't hurt either.Well, Malak changed into his appearance during his time as apprentice to Revan. And Revan wore that mask while being the Sith Master. Besides having Revan wear the hood and mask gives the visual that Revan could be anybody, which is another thing I wanted. Here is an updated shot that should be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Oh how I wish this scene was included in the game, especially at the thought of having a tank like Revan laugh and program the origins of the Bender quote. Nice work, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 This was talked about in another thread, but since this is a humor type thread, I'll put it here. This conversation was based on the idea I thought of if Atton and Carth were both party members in KOTOR III fighting over who is the pilot of the Ebon Hawk. I put the text in red to represent the next game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantzen Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Think i mention it in another thread, and that would be hilarious. Good picture Shem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Allen`` Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 That reminds me of the pic I had of Revan about to own Bastila with one of those shock sticks. Not a funny line, but I rather liked this line. Revan: Are you going to give the holocron back to your mother? Bastila: Do you think I should? Revan: Do you need it more than she does? Very classy, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick5770 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I really like the Thug on Onderon after you take out all the bounty hunters. "You, you took on all those bounty hunters, I, I don't wanna mess with you." That just about made me fall out of my chair laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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