Katarn07 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 http://www.thebricktestament.com/ Someone's got too much time on their hands I never thought I'd see stuff that obscene (rape, decapitation, circumcision to name a few) with something so innocent. Here's one of my favs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Old, this is. I've read the whole bible in Lego about two years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 This is older than Groovy, Obi AND txa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 I think they've added a few stories since I saw it last... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 This is my favorite: This is also very entertaining: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 yea this one is a golden classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Older than the bible itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Is the pastor who makes this actually serious in his belief? Some of the scenes seem like a mockery, like the fable where the women should be silent in church...and the scene shows a fire coming through the isle while only a woman sees it and is distressed at her inability to mention it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Tyrion, do you think that anybody willing to pick up a huge set of lego from the store just to remake the Bible with them is serious or othrwise sane? I wonder how much spare time he had and where did he do these sets? Right on the altar, a bible in hand and a set of lego men and women on his other. "Hmm... The bible said these two had dirty, dirty sex... But it doesn't say in which position. Oh, well. I'll just pick one in random. Where's my kamasutra book?" >.> <.< I have a dirty, dirty mind and I should be shot in the index finger several times EDIT: For you huggy-huggy-lovey-lovey-god-women's activists, here's something for you from the bible: Ephesians 5:22-23 Wives should be subject to their husbands as to the Lord, since as Christ is head of the Church and saves the whole body, so is the husband the head of his wife. Oh, I love how the extremist church-feminists are working against the will of god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Sir Knight Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Yea no kidding, if you haven't noticed alot of clergy men and women are just as wacky as all the other freaks out there. That's why I got out of the catholic church, pretty wacky there and no I wasn't molested. Now if you will excuse me, I need to catch the 4:30 hail bop comet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 While we're on the topic of neat lego things... Shhh... Vader is amongst the Uruk Hai. I saw the Lego Testament a while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 I "relived" those tales because I have seen this posted on these same forums at least on two other occasions. But they are funny even the third time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vikinor Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Older than the bible itself. Didn't you say that on the older thread about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Didn't you say that on the older thread about this? I see, we are infact before the bible and Jesus has not yet been born and..... okay.... this post sucks. *Goes back into corner thinking up my story line for my "Time Traveling Ninjas vs. The Flying Psychic Pirates" 60,000 page epic novel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Is the pastor who makes this actually serious in his belief? Some of the scenes seem like a mockery, like the fable where the women should be silent in church...and the scene shows a fire coming through the isle while only a woman sees it and is distressed at her inability to mention it... Well, some of it IS a bit hard to take seriously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 The all look like rowdy Spanish sailors impersonating Obi-Wan's pubic hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 We've had our fun, this is old hat, we've seen enough, move along, blah blah blah, these aren't the droids you're looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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