Brushguy Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 First of all, let me tell everyone that I'm a dedicated Christian, and the past few days, I've felt called to give everyone on this forum an open invitation to start a Christian life for themselves. This doesn't have anything to do with Sam and Max (so please don't lock or delete this thread), but I've felt that the people on these boards need to hear this. I'll try to keep this message short and simple. I have a very good Friend who has taken the punishment for my sins, your sins, and everyone else's sins in the world, so that "whosoever would believe in Him should not perish but have everlasting life (John 3:16)." Anyone who believes in His sacrifice that He made for all of us and accepts Him as their personal Savior will recieve eternal life. So, whoever wants it, simply bow your head, wherever you are, and ask Jesus to be your Savior, and rest assured that He will give you eternal life. Once again, this is simply an open invitation for whoever wants it. Nobody has to accept it, but accepting it and starting to lead a Christian life will give you such fulfillment and satisfaction that you'll be infinitely glad you did.
Samnmax221 Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners have much more fun, only the good die young" -Billy Joel
itchythesamurai Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 This is what I was reminded of (from Venture Bros.):
SyntheticGerbil Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 You should save this garbage for your fangame, Brushguy.
Samnmax221 Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena venis'mecha Uru, uru achim Uru achim belev same'ach I'll bet that pisses you off
itchythesamurai Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila venis'mecha Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena venis'mecha Uru, uru achim Uru achim belev same'ach I'll bet that pisses you off Hey, that's not how the Macarena goes!
Jesus Christ. Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 And you have to do the Truffle Shuffle.
SyntheticGerbil Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 I don't even know what anyone is saying anymore! See what Christianity does to you?
sheaday6 Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 I leave for one second and the cultists come flooding in.
itchythesamurai Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 Is Sheaday going to shove us all into the volcano now?
Samnmax221 Posted March 6, 2006 Posted March 6, 2006 Something tells me Brushguy is off beating himself silly in a closet Dimmesdale style right about now
Samnmax221 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Dimmesdale? Don't they teach the Scarlet Letter anymore?
SyntheticGerbil Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Yes, but they obviously don't teach Monty Python.
Samnmax221 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Never mind, Monty Pythons personal best was on PBS last night
Brushguy Posted April 15, 2006 Author Posted April 15, 2006 I forgive you guys. And if I've said anything that's offended anyone, either in this topic or another one in the past, I'm sorry.
Samnmax221 Posted April 18, 2006 Posted April 18, 2006 They had specials featuring all the best bits, one for each member of the group.
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