Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Oh no! It's evolution!Run for your lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I'm here. Where's the booze you promised me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I don't know, I think Brushguy must be a filthy drunk, no if only we hadn't scared him away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Oh right, the preacher guy. Is he serious about the whole conversion thing, or is it just a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 He wanted to put Jesus in my heart, and apparently also in my butthole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Eeeeeewww, gross. Literally or figuratively? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I'm not sure, he told me to smell Jesus, unfortunetly he must have forgotten to take the cloth off my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarnyardCommand Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I think all you jerks need to read up on the insights of Stephen Baldwin before you make such ignorant judgments. I'm sure you can find some of his literature at StevieB Inc. headquarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Ah yeah man, when me, Stephen Baldwin, and Christ get together, it's nothing but an intense cross-****ing ceremony between the three of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Hahahahahhaa....Oh Brushguy... I had typed a big long thing here. Then didnt like it. So I'll just simplify it. You churchy people are funny. And this probably isnt the best place to recruit people for your church potluck or whatever the hell it is youre trying to do. PS: That site with your fangame stuff http://www.flintlocked.com now points somewhere insane, with penguins...I clicked "About", tried to read it, but hand went and clicked the X for that tab in my browser....Just fyi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Penguins > Brushguy. Any day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 This is what I was reminded of (from Venture Bros.): I thought it was going to be a reference from Futurama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Look at this BS I dug up God God loves you, thats right, yes its true, Hes sitting there right now beside you, watching you, helping you, you may think your life sucks and u have nothing, But really have you stopped to think, what all those others unlike you, have so much less than you. Have you stopped to think about all those people that are dieing? because they dont have the care that todays modern society provides to you? Then you would say something like if there is a god he wouldnt let that happen. Try this one on for size, what if he cant, what if he cont help them because of someone just like you made a choice, God gave us free will, That means this world revolves around the descisions you make. Or the others around you make. Just think as your walking down that same side walk to work, as some others lie helppless in the dirt, to the spashing of the puddles and the kicks to the sides. maybe it is your time to take that leap, Hold out your hand for someone other than your selfsish self, Just think maybe youll start something new, Like the newest fashion statment. who knows? god. give it a try sometime. One of the many reasons I hate filthy EMO kids. Must add Darwin to keep this post sane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I wanna kick Darwin in his groin. Or pit darwin up against his clone in a battle to the death. I'll be all like "Only the strongest will survive!" or something to that extent. That's on my To Do list when I get a time machine. That and fight a evil Einstein headed robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Talking about where and why we are here is dumb stuff for dumb people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Praise be to Allah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 You meen Cthulthu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 My penis receives praise, every morning and evening. And at random occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 By Allah? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Ray needs to stop letting Allah jerk him off, Muslim men won't look you in the face when they make love, now Mexicans on the other hand..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Now Mexicans make you feel loved! Here is a fine one right now, this man right here makes you feel important, sexy, young again. AHAHAHA Hotlinked right off dianetics.org now we must make this thread popular again so we may feel satisfaction in stealing bandwidth for our beloved Xenu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 Consider this thread popular again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmargin Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Scientology: Torturing people until they either think their serious mental illness is cured, or until they almost die/go insane. L. Ron Hubbard can rot in whatever hell his own bull**** Tom Cruise following religion has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Jesus loves me He loves me a whole bunch That's why he puts Skippy In my lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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