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I am working on one involving Jolee Bindo but here is another one that I will leave you guessing as to where it comes from before I tell ya.

 

When You’re a Sith

 

When you’re a Sith, you’re a Sith all the way

From your first bloody kill till your last dying day

When you’re a Sith ya do what ya can

They can’t stop ya now, no one stays your hand

You’re always alone but never disconnected

You’ve minions around but never well acquainted

You’re semi-protected

Then you are set with a capital ‘S’

Which you’ll never give up till they send ya to bliss

When you’re a Sith, you stay a Sith!!

 

When you’re a Sith you’re the bad boys around

You’re with the man and his heavyweight crown

When you’re a Sith you grab what you can

We’re not noobs here now we are grown up men

The Siths are in gear we always know the workings

We always walk tall cause all of our killings

Are lousy Republics

Here come the Siths like a tukata hound

If someone gets in our way they won’t be around

Here come the Siths stand away, stand aside

You get in the way we will beat your poor hide

We’re drawin’ the line and making us a claim here

We’re taking what’s ours and having us a cold beer

We’re something to fear

Here come the Siths, yeah, and we’re gonna beat

Every last ole Republic on the whole damn street

In the whole lousy galaxy!!! Yeah

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Ok I know it's been awhile since I posted a new diddy but I have a brand new one. It is another number from West Story. The last one was about the Sith and their gang on Dreshdae. This one is about the perks and falls of being on the Ebon Hawk with the gang, the EHawks. Sung to the number entitled America.

 

The Ebon Hawk

 

Revan:

The Endar Spire, pride of the Republic

Let it be blown into bits

Always chased by the Sith fleet

Always the engines take a beatin’

And the blast to the seat

And too slow for speeding

And the crewmen complaining

I like the freighter Ebon Hawk

So take your complaints

And blow it out your rear

 

EHawk Gals:

I like to be on the Ebon Hawk

Just right for me on the Ebon Hawk

Everything here on the Ebon Hawk

Carth:Crammed in a seat on the Ebon Hawk

 

Revan:Playing a smuggler is so nice

Carth:One look at us and they shoot twice

Mission:I have my own swoop bike

Canderous:In a garage fit for a trike

 

Revan:Engines go vroom on the Ebon Hawk

Bastila:Hyperdrive zoom on the Ebon Hawk

Juhani:Fighters go boom with the Ebon Hawk

EHawk Guys:Nine in a room on the Ebon Hawk

 

Revan:Two new bunkrooms with more space

Carth:Lots of people standin’ in our face

Revan:I have my own compartment

Carth:Zaalbar will have to stand bent

 

Revan:Lights are bright on the Ebon Hawk

EHawk Guys:And always a fight on the Ebon Hawk

EHawk Gals:Travel’s all right on the Ebon Hawk

EHawk Guys:If you're air tight on the Ebon Hawk

 

Revan and Bastila:Here we have speed on our side

EHawk Guys:Unless they tractor our own hide

Revan and Bastila:Speed to counter an ambush

EHawk Guys:Speed turrets that are sluggish

 

Carth:

Cleaning out grime on the Ebon Hawk

History of crime on the Ebon Hawk

Dangerous times on the Ebon Hawk

Revan:You forget I’m on the Ebon Hawk

 

Carth:The cockpit is a welcome room

Revan:I know a tunnel to go through. Bye-bye

Carth:Nothing in there to jeer

Revan:Then you miss all the fun in here

 

All: Ole!

 

HK-47:Ready!

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*takes a bow*

Thank you all. Believe me, I was busting up when I reread those lines. That one I had jogging around in my overactive brain for a long time. It was in there with a disturbing number called "I Feel Evil." Thank you all for bustin' a gut and enjoying this. I'll be out with another as soon as I have the lyrics down.

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Those are Hilarious. Keep it up.

Off Topic, but doesn't Green Day have a version of "Eye of the Tiger" as well?

 

i dont think so. but the words "Green Day" got me thinking. i'm just gonna rework the lyrics of one of their songs to suit SW. it'll probably be about the CloneWars. id post it here, but it's JM12's thread. of course, if i had her permission...

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Well here is a new one. It is actually comes from my fic Heart of the Guardian. It is an Avalonian song about a flower of all things. The tune though sould be familiar as it comes from another musical.

 

Jasilyn, Jasilyn

Every morning you greet me

Pure and white

Shining bright

You bring joy here to greet me

Blossom of love

May you bloom and grow

Bloom and grow forever

Jasilyn, Jasilyn

Bless the morning forever

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OK. It's been awhile since my Jasilyn song so I have a new number for you. This is in honor of our forum mum Jae Onasi who wrote one of the best fics on Jolee Bindo. This is done to the song I Will Survive and comes from the point of view of my favorite cranky Jedi: Jolee Bindo. So without further ado, enjoy...

 

Will I Survive?

 

I admit I was afraid

Shoot I was petrified

I never thought that Nayama would fall to the darkside

I’ve sat here thinking what else could go wrong

It’s been so long

Then she had to come along

Now I’m back

And here to fight

Though I’m just an old man watching two lovebirds ruin my poor sight

I should’ve stayed home

I should’ve shooed her away

I should’ve known she’d nag me to help her save the day

 

 

Standing there

Right in my door

Wondering why I never asked about the free food before

The Wookiee smells like dirt

The Twi’lek, a mouthy little thing

And Revan and Carth have their little fling

 

 

And I sigh

Will I survive?

These youngsters will haunt me till the day I die

Dammit I’m an old man

Just here to give advice

I just hope she won’t have to pay a price

 

 

So we searched

For the Maps

Trying to help my mate Sunry, the poor ole broken chap

She asks me more questions

And soon and very soon

She had to nag about dear ole Exar Kun

And here we are

Upon the Forge

She’s gone through the door to face him alone

So we stand here waiting

Ready to get her and flee

Waiting for her to find her destiny

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Standing there

Right in my door

Wondering why I never asked about the free food before

The Wookiee smells like dirt

The Twi’lek, a mouthy little thing

And Revan and Carth have their little fling

 

:rofl:

"Free food" :lol:

And since I actually remember hearing that one on the radio, I can hear the tune in my head, too. :giggle1:

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