BongoBob Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 I feel must post this. I turned on Sci-Fi channel, and saw House of the dead footage. It then switched to some black chick shooting pistols, then back to house of the dead footage. I then realised that apparently there is a movie. Why. It's so damn bad, why the hell. It's not even a good zombie movie. The camera is all over the place, it actually gave me nausea. Everything about it is just plane horrible. Why the f*** does hollywood do this to gamers Please, PLEASE, let the Halo movie do some amount of justice to gamers everywhere.
Tyrion Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 It's the sci-fi channel. They've gone to the ****s; the only really good show they have is Battlestar Galactica. Right now they're trying to get by with b-movies and wrestling. Oh well, at least there's some amusement in the channel: compared to the G4TechTV-WeHateLifeAndWeHateYou, it's like a bloody paradise.
El Sitherino Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 Technically hollywood had nothing to do with it. German "filmmaker" Uwe Boll did the movie, need I say more.
BongoBob Posted June 21, 2006 Author Posted June 21, 2006 Wow, what are the odds. So anyone gonna sign up to take him on?
DarthAve Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 I'd sign up, but I'm waiting for the Waverly Hills special to come on Sci-fi. My mom wants me to record it. THEN, I'll help you ambush this odd German man.
TSR Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 OFF TOPIC- @ darth_ave-LOL, love shockers sux0r.... poison jam were the dogs bol**cks... ON-TOPIC- you dont really need to take him on. throw a couple of german pr0n0 stars in his path, on the other side of a covered pit filled with rusty spikey things i.e sporks, or spikes.... that'll teach him.
Lantzen Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 I really hate Uwe Boll, evry game hes trying to convert to a movie is horribe. Somebody should shoot that guy, so he's not destroying any more games
BongoBob Posted June 21, 2006 Author Posted June 21, 2006 Holy **** I didn't even notice Darth Aves Avatar! Poison Jam was ghey, Combo was the s*** *never thought he'd ever be talking about JGR/JSRF on LF* Back on topic though, is there a list of his movies crimes against gamers?
Bob Lion54 Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 Back on topic though, is there a list of his movies crimes against gamers? First off, if you are a Far Cry fan, you may not want to look. EWW Boll @ IMDB
Crow_Nest Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 I feel must post this. I turned on Sci-Fi channel, and saw House of the dead footage. It then switched to some black chick shooting pistols, then back to house of the dead footage. I then realised that apparently there is a movie. Why. It's so damn bad, why the hell. It's not even a good zombie movie. The camera is all over the place, it actually gave me nausea. Everything about it is just plane horrible. Why the f*** does hollywood do this to gamers Please, PLEASE, let the Halo movie do some amount of justice to gamers everywhere. Because games to movies are suck. All of them are, the only more successful ones are Resident Evil and RE: Apcolypse I guess? And actually to be honest, DooM wasnt that bad of a movie, at least it was better than i expected. But got a little crappy towards the ending though. Worst game to movie convertion was Tomb Raider imo.
ZBomber Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 ....What? =| I never watch TV anymore. Theres never anything good on, so I dont feel like I'm missing anything
Darth Groovy Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 Technically hollywood had nothing to do with it. German "filmmaker" Uwe Boll did the movie, need I say more. Uwe Boll is the anti-christ...
Mike Windu Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 You guys give him far too much credit. Even he can't botch it up that bad on his own He has to have help.
Lantzen Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 DooM wasnt that bad of a movie, at least it was better than i expected. But got a little crappy towards the ending though[/Quote] Yeah but the story have nothing to do with the game, he totaly butcher the story of Doom with that film, he could called it anything and just throw in some monsters, but he have to say it's Doom. And he gonna butcher Far Crys story to:(
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 http://www.moviequotequiz.com/reviews/ClueBig.gif I disagree. That movie was friggin' awesome.
Pie™ Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Yeah but the story have nothing to do with the game, he totaly butcher the story of Doom with that film, he could called it anything and just throw in some monsters, but he have to say it's Doom. And he gonna butcher Far Crys story to:( As far as I know, Uwe Boll had nothing to do with Doom. It was directed by some chap named Andrzej Bartkowiak.
MarcusLeCoy Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=24707327&sid=6152650 LoL? CtrlAltDel did a comic on it too, but I'm not gonna post it here due to language.
Crow_Nest Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Yeah but the story have nothing to do with the game, he totaly butcher the story of Doom with that film, he could called it anything and just throw in some monsters, but he have to say it's Doom. And he gonna butcher Far Crys story to:( From what i heard it was based on the first Doom game, but i read the story for the 1st Doom and it wasnt about some 24th Chromosome? Its kinda like the AVP movie, no ties to the game at all. Execpt the characters and stuff. The monster designs and names in Doom were based off from Doom 3 though, maybe they were just trying to make a movie which was based on the game.
El Sitherino Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Doom doesn't really even have much of a story, so it's not like you can blame them for at least coming up with a ****ty story that fits the tone of the game. The entire point was things get shot and blown up.
Prime Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Please, PLEASE, let the Halo movie do some amount of justice to gamers everywhere.You hope in vain.
DarthAve Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 OFF TOPIC- @ darth_ave-LOL, love shockers sux0r.... poison jam were the dogs bol**cks... You wish. They're just my fave gang. Jazz is true OG. Also, thank goodness there is never gonna be a psychonauts movie made by professionals, Just us rad kids over in RD.
woogiee Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I cant believe no one mentioned the Mortal Kombat movie. I dont care... I like it And as far as worst video game movie goes, it doesnt get much worse then House of the Dead and Street Fighter
Mex Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 I cant believe no one mentioned the Mortal Kombat movie. I dont care... I like it And as far as worst video game movie goes, it doesnt get much worse then House of the Dead and Street Fighter I loved the Mortal Kombat movie too, it was hilarious and entertaining! But I was about 8 when I first watched it so I would be entertained by anything. But whats wrong with Street Fighter? It's so bad that it's actually good!
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