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Thank you all for welcoming me and my drugs back into your hearts and veins.

 

 

Pirates aren't that bad. Now I ain't sayin' I loves em. Cuz I dont.

 

But they are a Ninjas natural enemy. And ninja's freakin rule. So, it's not easy to make friends with the enemy. But I will respect their right to live. And violate that right whenever necessary. Or even unecessary. Or when it might be mildy amusing or just out of boredom.

 

Also Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson is better then Johnny Depp as drag queen pirate Hunter S. Thompson.

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Ninjas Kick Butt!!!

 

1.Nice moves.

2.Stealthy kills.

3.Trowing stars.

4.and my favorites..SWORDS!! :D

1/2 of those things pireats have. The swords, and the nice moves.

 

C'mon. Anyone who's played the game Pirates! knows that guy can dance.

 

Also, ninja's may have throwing stars, but do ninja's have lusty pirate wenches that look like Keira Knightly? I DON'T THINK SO!

 

And the kills can be replaced with the rum, the booty, and the parrot.

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Ninjas can rid of their own shadow and hide behind broomsticks. They also get paid very well. They get free sushi and plane tickets to Japan, and they dont have to suffer from scurvy, malnutrition, tooth rot, gingivities, sea sickness and dont have to endure days after days of eating nothing but hard tack and clams.

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Ninjas can rid of their own shadow and hide behind broomsticks. They also get paid very well. They get free sushi and plane tickets to Japan, and they dont have to suffer from scurvy, malnutrition, tooth rot, gingivities, sea sickness and dont have to endure days after days of eating nothing but hard tack and clams.

 

 

Agreed, points for the NINJAS!! :D

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Ninjas can rid of their own shadow and hide behind broomsticks. They also get paid very well. They get free sushi and plane tickets to Japan, and they dont have to suffer from scurvy, malnutrition, tooth rot, gingivities, sea sickness and dont have to endure days after days of eating nothing but hard tack and clams.

Yeah, but Rya is a pirate. And you can't get more awesome points than having Rya on your team.

 

Even though Rya's actually a robot, so she's on the robot's team. But she was a pirate in one episode when her relationship with Craig was revealed.

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My point being Ninjas hardly speak, so they can't know many words, mm? Pirates on the other hand, talk lots, and are sure to know plenty of words, little words, big words, and normal sized words, all of which are sure to beat a ninja in a rap battle. I in know way have any rapping skills, its all ear candy to me, just proving that Pirates would be better rappers.

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Where did you get the notion that ninja dont speak? Maybe you need exposure to modern ninja, like the ultra shmexy Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell.

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Mayhem with a gun to my head *cocks gun* is forcing me to say Ninja. However, I totally agree. They are *flips page of script* really awesome and will one day conquer the world.

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If he was really a doctor, i don't think he would get too many returning patients. Because most of them would be decapitated. That's my punchline right there. I know, it's weak. But I got nothing today. Deal with it.

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