DarthAve Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 HGed's be crazy to say no, eh? Mr. Joshi, are you trying to seduce me? Cause I'm kinda committed. Although the whole 'hitting on darth' thing has been around for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 "Kinda committed" is good enough for me... call me Neil. Yes, this is all a joke, I wouldn't dream of hitting on a girl over the internet... no matter what others may tell you... it's all lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vikinor Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Yep. My personal opinion is, the note was a bad move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I almost went super retro and did the whole 'do you like me, check the yes or no box' note.Haha. Like this: [i]Dear Frank, do you want to make out with me? [/i][ ][i] Yes. [/i][ ][i] No. [/i][ ][i] Maybe. Kisses, Daria[/i] Just for my understanding.. *you* stepped up to *him*, looked in his eyes, then gave him a NOTE, without saying anything at all????? And you just turned around and walked away? Now I know what I'm doing wrong and why I always get laid. Direct conversation with the person you fancy with.. NOT GOOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 A note was such a bad move. If you asked him yourself he would appreciate it much more. Although I suppose it's a couple of steps up from getting a friend to ask for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Haha. Like this: [i]Dear Frank, do you want to make out with me? [/i][ ][i] Yes. [/i][ ][i] No. [/i][ ][i] Maybe. Kisses, Daria[/i] Just for my understanding.. *you* stepped up to *him*, looked in his eyes, then gave him a NOTE, without saying anything at all????? And you just turned around and walked away? Now I know what I'm doing wrong and why I always get laid. Direct conversation with the person you fancy with.. NOT GOOD! My notes always work. [i]Dear Carol, do you want to make out with me? [/i][ ][i] Yes. [/i][ ][i] No. [/i][ ][i] Maybe. Enclosed is a picture of your mother locked in my attic. Please reply soon, and choose wisely. -Smon[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Yeah, with this coming back-- [i]Dear Carol, do you want to make out with me? [/i][ ][i] Yes. [/i][x][i] No. [/i][ ][i] Maybe. Enclosed is a picture of your mother locked in my attic. Please reply soon, and choose wisely. -Smon[/i] and following note on her door: Dear Smon, I'm not at home, because I'm out, making out with literally [i]everyone I will meet[/i] on my way, but [size=4][b][i]just not with you!![/i][/size][/b] Carol ps. Please tell my mom that this is what she gets for taking [i]my[/i] Mr. Long John and not giving him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I planned for this. [i]Obviously you do not understand my power. Enlosed is your big toe. Please reconsider, we don't want to lose anymore toes now do we? -Smon[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oh, I should know too well.. You seem to have difficulties in abstracting what I am trying to say. It's not gonna happen, punk! Enclosed is my dead body, with all the openings filled up with boiling lead and sewn close. Carol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 PICK UP LINES THAT NEVER WORK: "Hey baby, are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."-Robot Chicken "Hey baby, are you tired? Because here's a photo of your mom locked up in my attic."-SMBC "Hey baby, are you gonna walk to your car alone later tonight? I'll just be staring at you from this corner booth all night."-Dane Cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 This is my faviroute pick-up line: "Oh you like jokes, do you? Well, here's a little gag. And a blindfold. And some handcuffs. Yeah you like that don't you, you dirty little tramp" Failing that: "Are you a fox? Only I'm sure I've seen you rooting around my bins at night... picking up old socks... bits of... dead chicken..." Of course, if nothing else works, there's always the old failsafe: "You know, you look just like the girl of my dreams. Except you're not naked. And you don't have a knife behind your back. Oh, and you're not on fire. And you don't have a sort or... plastic bag for a face... and you look nothing like my mother. Other than that, just like the girl of my dreams." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 He hasn't spoken to me since. I'm done eating for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Well now that ain't healthy, at least eat a hoagie or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I can't help it. Maybe I'm not good enough for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 He hasn't spoken to me since. *tries to refrain from grinning mischievously and making a witty-mean comments* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Eat, don't eat whatever. I'm off to get a KFC. A big juicy family-sized bucket of dripping, fatty chicken that tastes like God's vagina. That was a lie to make you want to eat. I've not had KFC in ages. God how I miss KFC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I love KFC. maybe I'll have a salt-free rice cake later. Because I love those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oh, so you're the one who likes those. I don't get it with women and depressive not eating. You're not the first girl i know to have done that and it really makes no sense. Here's what you do, load up on chocolate, it's only a temporary fix, but it tastes bloody great. And as for this guy, well, give him a couple of days, he'll come around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 And as for this guy, well, give him a couple of days, he'll come around. I bet $5 that he won't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 No ana is for love issues. Chocolate is for your cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Have you tried it? Trust me chocolate will help you right now. And as for you McCoy, shame on you, betting $5 on someone elses personal life. pm me, we'll work something out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Ave, unlike these animals, you know I'd never ever do anything like that. 011100000111010101110100 0110110101100101 01100100011011110111011101101110 011001100110111101110010 011101000110010101101110 0110001001110101011000110110101101110011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Oo, big spender our Fealiks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 ave and fealiks should date each other. enough said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 D: NO! God no, god no, GOD NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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