Samnmax221 Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Avery, I'm for serious not into girls more than two years younger than me, so it's 16 up for the Bry-guy. In several years I might slacken that into about four or five years acceptable age discrepancy, but I wouldn't be dipping into the teenager pool by that time anyway. I'm seriously staying away from girls for a few years, its just not safe anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Darth Ave, how did you know about my heightened fear of eyeball damage? That's seriously way up there. Cutting, stabbing, you name it, freaks me out. It just seemed like a voilent thing to do to someone. That or I'll feed you to some mutant cannibal pigs. (Thanks Thomas Harris for writing Hannibal and giving me that idea.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I'm seriously staying away from girls for a few years, its just not safe anymore. Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 I don't see how that's illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Does the phrase 'sexual predator' mean anything to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection. The one who threatened to kill me just started leaving me alone recently, hopefully she stays away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 My bet is that she had an epiphany relevant to your killing power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vikinor Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. You're going to let fear keep you away from that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex. You're going to let fear keep you away from that? Not fear, intolerance of incompetance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 No girls means no sex with girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 No girls means no sex with girls! No girl=no wife No wife=no sex for men abstince bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 abstince bro. Abstinance is BULL****! Pay the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring. Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring. Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~ That's a terrible trap you've set for kind-hearted creepy old men, Ave. I'm convinced you're working for the government now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 No girl=no wife No wife=no sex with girl for men Fixed. XD Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~Yeah, pro abstinence is all good. But wait, for years and years, just to find out you just married someone who likes doing it from behind while you like it from above? Who'd really want that? I'll tell you, me not. Maybe simply not ****ing around like a "whore" is also a good thing if you're concerned about your "image". Well if it's for your health, practise safe sex. I mean, you're not going to trust your future spouse anyway, are ya? What, love? Hm.. I recently digged this out, maybe it will give you enlightenment: Bah. Love is a stainless steel eagle inscribed with hellish utterances, jet black, bristling with missiles and chain guns under a forty-foot wingspan that comes screeching down upon you on a moonless, stormy night. Its only purpose can be to destroy. Hm.. Why do I tell you that? Ahh, I know. I have no idea. But just upped my postcount, eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Perhaps Darth_Ave is just waiting for the right person and feels better about herself for not doing it so soon. Mind you, when she finally does get round to doing it she'll probably kick herself for waiting so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Yeah, exactly. Just like if you ever manage to get laid, you'll probably kick all the girls who were not doing it with you. I mean, if you're still able, when 80 years old. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I get the feeling you're trying to tell me something, but I can't put my finger on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I'm not sure as well.. It just sounded as if you'd have plan for a possible post defloration scenario.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 ...how did you find our about my aspirations to be a botanist?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I concluded from what your sister told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 ...okay how did you know I have a sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 That was easy. I'm Ray.I met her when she picked up her mother, who was nakety-cleaning my space ship. I asked "Aren't you the girl with a white-green dino-brother?" She replied "Yes. He's a famous kart-driver, too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring. That's because you're still too young to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Welcome back, McCoy... Pfft... Traitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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