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I now officially love you all. I mean I am literally in love with all of you. I was expecting a torrent of hate, but instead got a flood of love. I promise to repay ye all come your birthdays.

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You never know. I knew this chick once who "was" obsessed with me, later on however she threatened to kill me. Something about not paying attention to her, and telling jokes about fetus's and garbage bags.

I AM A GIVER GODDAMMIT.

Yes Ellesworth, you are.

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Man the stories I could tell ya about people flipping out over dead babies. It's like they've never seen a fetus just lying on the kitchen floor before.

 

P.S. Even I think I went a bit far with this one, but I afforded myself some wriggle room today, the day after my birth.

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