Aurora Starfire Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 The one Free-Man A poor Chinese farmer is convicted to the death penalty by a judge. The judge grants him one last sentence, so he can choose how he wants to die. The over-arrogant judge however, adds something: "If you lie, you will be hung, and if you speak the truth, you will be decapacitated." The farmer speaks. He walks out of the courtroom 5 minutes later, free to go, because the judge couldn't determine his punishment. What did the poor farmer say? He said, "I choose to die of old age." No, wait. Never mind, wrong riddle..... It's hot, brown and steaming. What am I? Hot Chocolate? Impossible Line! Make the following sum correct by adding 1 line. 5 + 5 + 5 =550 5 + 5 + 5 ≠ 550 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Here is a recopy of my last riddle. Herbie should know this I live in a place that is dark and damp. Beware, you just might want a lamp. Under a place where the parties begin, I dwell alone in my pen. They tell you to watch out when I speak. I sometimes want a hugglz, pretty please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 "You will hang me." ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 No, if you are answering it Boba Rhett. It refers to a joke that is mentioned by ED and Jae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Umm i have no clue other than it baring a slight similarity to my life. As for mine.. No one has it yet. It's not disgusting it's something anyone English and older than 20 should know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Here is a recopy of my last riddle. Herbie should know this I live in a place that is dark and damp. Beware, you just might want a lamp. Under a place where the parties begin, I dwell alone in my pen. They tell you to watch out when I speak. I sometimes want a hugglz, pretty please A wolf or ED on Korriban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Is it tea? (For HerbieZ) The "hang me" one was for Ztalkers'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 The one Free-Man A poor Chinese farmer is convicted to the death penalty by a judge. The judge grants him one last sentence, so he can choose how he wants to die. The over-arrogant judge however, adds something: "If you lie, you will be hung, and if you speak the truth, you will be decapacitated." The farmer speaks. He walks out of the courtroom 5 minutes later, free to go, because the judge couldn't determine his punishment. What did the poor farmer say? He said absolutely nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 1. Who likes Dragons? 2. 2. If there are 7 months that have 31 days in them and 11 months that have 30 days in them, how many months have 28 days in them? 3.What is boiled then cooled, sweetened then soured? 4.. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 I will have to go with what Boba Rhett said for Ztalker's one, since I can't come up with another answer. My feet are warm; my head is cold. I never move since I'm so old. @Darth Saruman: 1. Anakin Skywalker? 2. All of them, just most have more than 28? 3. Pickles? 4. The beggar is not the woman's sister because the beggar is a girl making them sisters to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 It's not tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 @HerbieZ - Is it Mon Calamari? (Wild guess) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 My feet are warm; my head is cold. I never move since I'm so old. What is a "mountain," Alex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Anakin: No not ED. He is a Little Man and he knows it Anyway he is one who talks about this person in the Getting to know each other thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 ROSH! @Akuma: Nope it's not a mon cal. and it's not me. How am i hot, brown and steaming?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 It's you, HerbieZ..... I think.... if it is..... why didn't I figure this out sooner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Originally posted by Boba Rhett "You will hang me." Correct. If he lied, he would be hung. But he was telling the truth, since he said so. But if he was telling the truth, he would be decapicitated, but that would mean he would be lying...in short terms: Impossible And for the other one: 5 + 5 + 5 = 550 It's quit simple... 5 + 5 4 5 = 550 Just make it a four XD Originally posted by AkumaSF 4.. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? Maybe because she's a nun? They tend to call them sisters, do they not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Herbie: Nope. If you guys don't get it after this next hint I will be disappointed. It is one of our funniest forumites in Ahto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Originally posted by JediMaster12 I live in a place that is dark and damp. Beware, you just might want a lamp. Under a place where the parties begin, I dwell alone in my pen. They tell you to watch out when I speak. I sometimes want a hugglz, pretty please Wait a second... I recall something about RJM being a permanent resident of the Asylum. He was locked up in the sewers right? And when recently some new people joined, he stated himself that you shouldn't listen to him. So...could it be RedJohnnyMike? Originally posted by HerbieZ @Akuma: Nope it's not a mon cal. and it's not me. How am i hot, brown and steaming?... ...to put it polite...Bantha Poodoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 JM12..... Is it Pottsie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Ztalker gets the point. The answer was our beloved RJM. Now here I have another one: I am old yet still around. My beard sometimes trails on the ground. I see the change as days go by. Boy does the time fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotO[REvan] Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 I am old yet still around. My beard sometimes trails on the ground. I see the change as days go by. Boy does the time fly. Father Time? That's the only thing I can think of. That or some type of tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 ^^^You got it. That was one I thought of spontaneously and decided to go easy on ya since my RJM riddle had people stumped. Here is a new one: I lurk here and lurk there. You could say that I am everywhere. I watch for the spam and yet I can't resist those that are a ham. I run the place where the crazies meet and serve up the cocktails. Sweet! If you know me then it'll be a boom just as long as you like Orlando Bloom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Originally posted by JediMaster12 I lurk here and lurk there. You could say that I am everywhere. I watch for the spam and yet I can't resist those that are a ham. I run the place where the crazies meet and serve up the cocktails. Sweet! If you know me then it'll be a boom just as long as you like Orlando Bloom. Too easy...Jae Onasi..dang I'm good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 ^^You're right. I couldn't resist since the big joke with that was over Orlando Bloom. Ztalker you are a genius Here's another: You open the door to brand new worlds. A place where the impossible unfurls. I am the keeper waiting for you. For you to open and have a look through. I contain what lies in your dreams from the shores to the mountain streams. From me you learn anew and see what others knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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