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Theres an Unidentified Project, wich Peter Jackson himself has revelaed shortly after Halo Wars was announced...Peter Jackson, with his recently-formed Wingnut Interactive, will create a game set in the Halo universe, in partnership with Bungie Studios. The game is toted to be the 'next chapter' in the Halo story and is stated to feature a new way of playing games. What does everbody else think of this ?

 

For more info on it go to http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

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The Halo movie should consist of 130 minutes of dogs making poo gas while suspended on a rotating piece of metal in outer space. The dogs may or may not be wearing dog-jet-paks. The dogs should constantly be making poo gas. But because noise cannot be heard in space, there should be subtitles telling us the dogs have made poo gas. For instance if a dog farted the subtitle would read: Loud dog fart. Also duration and pitch of dog fart would need to be included to understand the full context of said poo gas. Example: Loud dog fart lasting 38 minutes. This subtitle would have to remain onscreen at all times of the farting and would supercede any and all other subtitles that would come up in the course of the movie. Even if those subtitles were key to understnad the plot of the movie or what certain characters were saying. This way the audience would truly understand the directors intentions.

What a truely beautiful piece of writing there Poopdogjr.

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