Carlo El Sanchez Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 go away.......1...........2..........3 - Calo Nord, KOTOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Mission to Zaalbar: "You need to brush those choppers of yours, Big Z" "May the Force be with you", very common quote, it usually brings bad luck or near death experiences... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that's something else- Han Solo This next one is not from a movie but it is related and I never get tired of laughing at it. Kudos to Steve Odekerk: All right you thumbs, the name's Han Duet and this is Crunchy. A one armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. Now I am in Clear and Present Danger. I should be Presumed Innocent but they are playing Patriot Games with me. Raiders, Regarding Henry, Bladerunner, Air Force One...- Han Duet from Thumb Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." "Oh I'm afraid the battlestation is quite operational!" "and now young skywalker ... you will die!" "who's scruffy lookin'"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotO[REvan] Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 UNLIMITED POWWWAAAAARRRRRR!!!![/Quote] Yeah, this is almost what I was going to say, but slightly different: POWAAAHHH!! UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHHHHH!!![/Quote] Much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Leia: I'd just as soon as kiss a Wookiee! Han: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabish Bini Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Although i'm leaving, the Force will be with you, always - Obi-Wan Kenobi Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 200m away with an aratech sniper rifle with a tri-ight scope - HK-47 Not exact, I know Goddamnit master, i'm an assassin droid not a dictionary! - HK-47 Another funny one was a short conversation on Nar Shaddaa: Some bounty hunter: I can't remember what he says though... Atton: Did anyone get that, all I heard was very. Bao-Dur: I think he wants us to hand the general over to his group of poorly trained thugs. Atton: Well that explains it, which one do you want? Bao-Dur: I'll take the stupid one who decided to taunt us instead of shooting when he had the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Boy yousa guys bombad- Jar Jar I had to get that one off my mind for it stuck like a piece of old gum in my mind. Now that it is out. I can enjoy bashing Jar Jar again. 'You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short'- Obi-Wan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Point Man Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Princess Leia (looking at the Millenium Falcon): "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mur'phon Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 While not from the offical movies (it's better) it's one of the best. Yoda: after finnishing work, toilet you must clean. Padawan: Urgh, you didnt leave a big bomb in there did you? Yoda: size matters not the film can be found at newgrounds.com, is called jedi training (think) and is done by mettalmaveric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 C3PO: "Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative." Solo: "Don't get excited." Leia: "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." Solo: "Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else." Yoda: "You must unlearn what you have learned." Then there are the ones I like to use alot. Solo: "It's not my fault." Lando: "They told me they fixed it. I trusted them to fix it. It's not my fault." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaelastraz Posted January 26, 2007 Author Share Posted January 26, 2007 Solo: "Don't get excited." Leia: "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." Solo: "Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else." I like that one too. Just like all classic Han Solo lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimmerman Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 "Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Obi Wan: "We are supposed to be smart, this shouldn´t happen to us." In ep 3 inside of the Invisible Hand when they got trapped. I have quoted from the spanish version, sorry if there are mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anglu Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 "Boring conversation anyway!" Han Solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 LOL @ Bimmerman. "Look at the size of that thing" Is one of my favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 Leia:I don't know where you get your delusions laserbrain Han:Laugh it up fuzzball. You didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me. Leia:You stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herder. Han: Who's scruffy looking? That last line I have used in my shorties involving another scoundrel named Atton. Classic scoundrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPhil2501 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Observation: Master, you wound me! Not physically but in my behaviour core! - HK-47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Watto: How are you going to pay for all this? Qui-Gon: I have twenty thousand Republic dataries. Watto: Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real. Qui-Gon: I don't have have anything else [waves hand] but credits will do fine. Watto: No, they won't-a. [Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly] Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine. Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal! Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks? Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks. Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks. Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life. Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life. Obi-Wan: Anakin, let's be fair. Today you were the hero and you deserve your glorious day with the politicians. Anakin Skywalker: All right. But you owe me one, and for not saving your skin for the tenth time. Obi-Wan: *Ninth* time. That business on Cato Neimodia doesn't- doesn't count. [R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon.] Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you. Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee. C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid. Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. Chewbacca: Grrf. C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. [pauses] Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. Luke Skywalker: I'll never join you! Darth Vader: If you only knew the *power* of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me *you* killed him. Darth Vader: No. *I* am your father (There are many others, generally Han Solo and Leia conversation, that are worth quoting, but I try to find some others, in that respect) C-3PO: I do believe they think I am some kind of god. Han Solo: Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this? C-3PO: I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper. Han Solo: Proper?! C-3PO: It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. These are more of a grouping of quotes, I've taken a liking to. There's more, but I just gave one from each film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I can't be assed to read the whole thread and see if it's already been said, but my favorite quote is from Episode V, when Han slices open that taun-taun (spelling?). "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 "Oohhh no, go away, beastly thing! Shoo! Shoo!" -C3PO to the mynock outside the Falcon's cockpit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithRevan Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 "It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible to admit it..." - Kreia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimusPilus Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Luke: Why don't you outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast. Han: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're going to find yourself floating home Luke: She's rich, powerful. Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be more wealth than you can imagine. Han: I don't know, kid, I can imagine quite a bit. Darth Vader: Apology accepted, Captain Needa. Han Solo: No time to discuss this in committee! Princess Leia Organa: I am not a committee! (one of my all time favs lol, I still use this on my fiancee, I'm surprised I'm still living actually lol) Master Yoda: When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not. Han Solo: How are we doing? Luke Skywalker: The same as always. Han Solo: That bad, huh? What a great thread. Luke was great as Han's straight man, wasn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Oobi Do Benoobie: Crying is for little girls, babies and men who've just had their ears ripped off...And you must be the crybaby..."My uncle just bought those" man you are a whiner. Come the answers will be revealed. Love Steve Oderkerk. You never really think about the characters until you get spoofs like Thumb Wars to show you. If there were thumbs in space and they got mad at each other there would be...THUMB WARS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Luke: "This is your last chance Jabba, free us or die" Luke: "You've failed Your Highness, I am a Jedi like my father before me" Palpatine: "So be it..Jedi" Padme: "So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause" Yoda: "Mmmm..Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing. How Embarassing." Vader: "Commander tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the passengers I want them alive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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